"ReturnofficeLOL" right there sir, nice one

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 14:01, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Will you two get a room.

( girlinthehole, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 14:02, Reply)

Can I watch?

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 14:02, Reply)

It won't be very exciting
We'll mostly sit around drinking endless cups of tea and discussing the glory of the empire before retiring to the verandah to light our pipes and discuss matters of business and finance and the dowry that will exchange hands when I wed my sister off to Monty.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 14:04, Reply)

I'll spike the tea with aphrodisiacs
and the pipes with viagra.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 14:05, Reply)

Is Viagra still effective if smoked?

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 14:14, Reply)

You and Monty must let me know.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 14:16, Reply)

"I say, Carruthers, something's awry with this tobacco.
As you can see, we both appear to be tenting quite furiously."
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 14:18, Reply)

Egad sir,
It's as if you can see into the future!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 14:05, Reply)

Don't forget the copious amount of bumming.

( girlinthehole, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 14:05, Reply)

I have to go into a meeting now.
Can I leave you to deal with these halfwits?


Thanks awfully, old bean.

Pip pip!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 14:07, Reply)

:(

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 14:07, Reply)

I'm joking.




(I'm really going to the bank)
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 14:08, Reply)

Tally ho, old chap.
Right then: Halfwits!
*claps hands sharply*
Isn't it about time some tea was being prepared? I'll be busy bumming the slaveboy in the drawing room but call for me when it's ready.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 14:08, Reply)

It might amuse you that one of the problems with my piano playing is
that I keep my wrists too tense. You need loose wrists to play really well.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 14:10, Reply)

It's funny you should say that
Because, by contrast, I'm a fucking awful pianist*, it's like watching two anorexic tarantulas failing to have sex on top the keyboard, and yet my wrists are looser and slacker than Darth Foxtrot's ringpiece.

*_{I believe there's a strikethrough there}
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 14:14, Reply)

Seems you can go too far one way.
The best pianist I personally know is a limpwristed bumder extraordinaire, and the best bassist/drummer is a minge-slurping cockfearist.
Maybe homosexuality and musical talent is linked, and that's why you're so popular at the Blues Jamming-Dicks-Into-Each-Other.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 14:16, Reply)

I have been receiving favourable comments on my bass playing of late
And I'm absolutely convinced that it's a euphemism for my pert buttocks.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 14:18, Reply)

bass-playing cock-sucking
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 14:19, Reply)

I don't know any good gay musicians
and I know a lot of musicians
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 14:19, Reply)

I'm Dorothy though, I guess they flock to me.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 14:20, Reply)

that is a good point

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 14:21, Reply)

Can they really flock
Or is it more like they form an orbital mincing pattern?
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 14:22, Reply)

You tell me.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 14:22, Reply)

I've never been around you
when multiplicitous bumders have been present.

I do, however, hypothesise that they will gravitate towards you due to your Force of Being Dorothy, and that they will also experience a perpendicular acceleration toward one another due to Mutual Inter-Bumdal Forces, pulling them into an eye-wateringly camp orbit.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 14:23, Reply)

It was implying you flocked to me, seeing as you're one of the multiple gay people I know
lolexplainingthejoke


I enjoy your edit. Very much.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 14:25, Reply)

I'll be filming it so no worries.
I see it being very Jarmenesque.
( girlinthehole, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 14:04, Reply)