It could have been worse.
They could have keeled over whist you were driving them. Does the organisation you volunteer for have a free valeting service?

As far as poetry goes, I would recomend "The Night Mail" by Auden, better than that 4 weddings nonsense.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 20:01, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I prefer Larkin's....
They fuck you up your mum and dad or Kung Foo International by John Cooper Clarke.
( girlinthehole, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 20:30, Reply)

I don't think that's suitable for a funeral, unless the stiff had lots of kids.
But I just thought that it would be cool if the pall bearers were real ninjas

Amyway, I have room in my NEW FREEZER for a small corpse.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 20:51, Reply)

Thank God I'm a big woman.

( girlinthehole, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 20:58, Reply)

I read "driving them" as "doing them"
Also "free valeting service" as "free violating service"

At what point does it become an issue?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 0:15, Reply)