You're being very pedantic tonight,
Did the queen of scouse nut yer?
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 20:53, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

To be fair, djtrialprice has a point, this is really really pathetic.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 20:56, Reply)

That's a bit harsh, Gonz
have you run out of caterpillar cakes?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 21:06, Reply)

I'm just agreeing with djtrialprice here, don't blame me if you agree with djtrialprice that emo poetry...
... On here is a cheap way of getting sympathy, by taking some old lady around on your volentire-mobile... To be honest, I think you're out of order, for all you know he could have been like a son to her.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 21:14, Reply)

Let's be honest though
it's much more likely that he was touching her petticoats while she was off her nut on valium
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 21:19, Reply)

I doubt she thought he was like a son to her,
having only known her for nine months, I doubt he spent those months in her womb, much.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 21:19, Reply)

You never know

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 21:20, Reply)

Helping to make the old die happy.
A bit like dignitas, without the drugs.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 21:23, Reply)

I agree Gonz
The originial post is really really really pathetic.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 21:16, Reply)

Oh bollocks
I clicked 'I like this' on your post, but then I saw that you've corrected your spelling mistake, you bastard.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 21:21, Reply)

Its dark in here Bert, and I can hardly see the keyboard.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 21:24, Reply)

I demand that you edit the spelling error back in
it makes the post 300% funnier
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 21:26, Reply)

Like that.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 21:28, Reply)

Teeheehee
*touches self*
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 21:38, Reply)

start a new thread, and make it awesome
i dare you
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 21:24, Reply)

Like the original post,
I have nothing interesting to say.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 21:27, Reply)

+ ever

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 21:41, Reply)

Back stabber.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 22:12, Reply)

*limp wrists*
Ooooh, matron
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 22:13, Reply)

oh she's a delicate little flower
It's everyone else in town who's made me a hard nosed objectionable bastard.
( djtrialprice, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 20:56, Reply)