You have repeatedly tried shitting on me
in various ways, you are pure spite, Beckyjsbx
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:03, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

If I laid a cleveland steamer on your chest you'd know about it Bert.
I am not spiteful, I just don't like you very much. I tried to be your friend when you came back and even suggested meeting up to see if we'd get along in real life. Sure I even flirted with you - no doubt you'd call it hounding since you're afraid of human contact and the mere mention of sex with a woman. However you couldn't help yourself and seemed to take pleasure in taking the piss in the one way that would hurt me. You knew what you were doing and you still did it.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:07, Reply)

No, I didn't
to me it seemed like an innocuous comment. If I had intended to hurt you I would have said that I wanted to rape your mother on your father's grave.

'is your mum still single?' doesn't even come close
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:09, Reply)

Saying something stupid that has the potential to cause upset, then apologising for it, then saying something else that's guaranteed to cause upset. That's not so innocuous is it?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:12, Reply)

I said the second thing before apologising
the first thing wasn't even remotely worth getting upset about.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:13, Reply)

http://b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post749601#post749608
You're that shit that you can't remember what you apologise for now?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:17, Reply)

Haha!
I'm fucking brilliant. You have no idea how much that jsut made me laugh
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:20, Reply)

To much detail.
If she poo'd on you, that's fine, that's fair enough. I'll be honest, I would be quite open to someone poo'ing on me, I'd give it a shot just the once, see if I like it. I'm fairly open minded, I wouldn't eat it or anything like that, or I might do, depends where the moment takes us. I suppose I'd rather do it in the bath the first time, so it's easy to clean afterwards, that'll be cool enough, it might be nice, I donno, ain't done it before. The people on the videos I see quite enjoy it, or at least, I think they do, they act like they do anyway.

But really, I don't want to know if beckybpaosjf went and poo'd on your chest while you smeared it all over yourself. Although, I'm just curious, did you do that after or before? I'm not sure of what way 'round you're supposed to do it. Seems a bit pointless doing it afterwards, as once I'm done, I'm done, I can't be arsed with doing anything much more, just a fag and bung on the hollyoaks, maybe a cuddle if I'm lucky. But not a poo'y cuddle.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:12, Reply)

I adore you Gonz

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:13, Reply)

LET'S ELOPE !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:26, Reply)