I'm colour blind, innit.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 15:51, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

ok
Richard
Of
York
Gave
Bumsexx
In
Vipros
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 15:52, Reply)

so the colours are then:
Roasted Dustin
Opal
Yoghurt
Goblin
Burps
Igloo
and Vagina?
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 15:57, Reply)

Everything seems to be in order here

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 15:59, Reply)

Run off you guys, bumder in view.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 15:58, Reply)

I got in trouble saying that sort of thing the other day
I was talking to a girl and I said someone looked like a bender, turned out both...BOTH of her brothers are homosexuals. Both.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 16:02, Reply)

What...togther?
Are they Jedward?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 16:02, Reply)

She was pregnant
I was tempted to go for broke and say "well at least you dont take it in the shit-pipe" but I learnt many years ago that when you find yourself in a hole, the first thing you do is stop digging.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 16:05, Reply)

you seem to have learnt a valuable lesson there

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 16:08, Reply)

do they look like benders?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 16:04, Reply)

Never met them
but one is a hairdresser. Not sure what the other one does, works in a steel mill probably...EVERYBODY DANCE NOW!
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 16:07, Reply)

NOT AGAIN!

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 16:09, Reply)

Sorry
If it's any consolation (which it wont be), I've just said it out loud in the office and I can hear my co-workers repeating it over and over again...
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 16:11, Reply)

last week I came very close to just shouting it out in a falsetto

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 16:16, Reply)

Tempting isn't it...what's the worst that could happen?
Other than losing all professional respect from your work colleagues...
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 16:21, Reply)