Oh man, I've totally fucked Beckyjizzbox too.
That Big Girl's Blouse?

Done him too.

And Batshitmentalist.

Done her as well.

Which /off-topicer have you fucked?
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 15:40, 101 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I think Batshitmentalist has left or something.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 15:42, Reply)

Run out of friends and relatives to bump off so she can start threads angling for sympathy?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 15:43, Reply)

Maybe someone insulted her cat.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 15:46, Reply)

Probably sullied it so much in her eyes she had to throw it out the window.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 15:50, Reply)

she did seem to have an awful lot of friends who died. Unfortunate really.
I'm mildly disappointed I missed the drama the other day, all that is left is gonz's post on the popular page, and that just feeds my curiosity
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 15:51, Reply)

That's why thread deleters are homosex.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 15:53, Reply)

that is true
there seem to be an awful lot of blue-namers (or green if you have things set up as pleasantly as I have) around today.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 15:54, Reply)

I inspire newcomers to post
without me this place would be dull as shit
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 15:56, Reply)

it's more or less the same with you and without
in terms of dullness.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 15:56, Reply)

Say it ain't so, V
In the last couple of weeks 80% of the posts on the popular page were either by me, or about me.

It's just the last few days where I've been pushed off :(
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 15:58, Reply)

I was on holiday for 2 weeks.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 15:58, Reply)

that doesn't mean they weren't dull

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 15:59, Reply)

True dat
Most of the people clicking my posts are spastics
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 16:00, Reply)

amen

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 16:01, Reply)

Right, I really am off now
too much work to do, plus it's not fair of me to keep overshadowing all of you.

Toodles!
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 16:04, Reply)

*Click*

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 5 Jul 2010, 16:05, Reply)

You're even smug about your browser settings.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 15:58, Reply)

I am an awful person

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 15:59, Reply)

Seriously though, just how many people died that she knew? I was starting to hope she wouldn't come back to the UK to bring her deathcharms with her.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 15:50, Reply)

she's friends with b69
*fingers crossed*
(PsychoChomp, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 15:59, Reply)

I heard his house is made of very flammable material.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 16:01, Reply)

it's all the half drunk bottles of meths.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 16:03, Reply)

Don't diss Batshitmentalist
Just be cool with her, and her friends base are older, and tend to be dying off. Just one of those things. A couple of years, all my friends & family were dropping like flies, and I would have been on nearly every week posting about a funeral or whatever.
Got my moneys worth out of the black suit & tie though!
( Duke Of Belmsford has got 99 records, but Jay-Z ain't one, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 8:34, Reply)

Oh man, my secret's out. What'll I do now?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 15:42, Reply)

Tell the internet who the better performer was.
Me or Bert?
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 15:44, Reply)

Bert does good interpretive dance and an excellent Shakespeare monologue
But your mime routine is exemplary.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 15:46, Reply)

Oh I couldn't. I just couldn't. Such different styles of sexing, it'd be too tough to call.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 15:49, Reply)

Best she's ever had
right here
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 15:51, Reply)

Thanks, I just vomited in my mouth a little.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 15:54, Reply)

sexvomit
You were proper gagging for me a couple of weeks ago, I can't imagine that would just disappear.

best you ever had
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 15:54, Reply)

As has been suggested Bert, I really do recommend a good counsellor. You seriously are delusional

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 15:57, Reply)

Best. You. Ever. Had.

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 15:59, Reply)

Oh man, you do that too?
Oh wowzers, it's refreshing to see someone not bogged down by social norms or regard to cleniliness of soft furnishings.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 15:56, Reply)

I imagine you must do that
every time you see your own fat, paedo-bearded face in the mirror
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 15:57, Reply)

Oh man, you're so witty !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 16:06, Reply)

more like shitty, yeh!

(PsychoChomp, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 16:07, Reply)

Oh man, you're so witty !

I have a fat, peado-beardy face
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 16:08, Reply)

Tell me more about the pooing thing.
How did you get into that? Was it an incident gone-wrong-turned-right, or was it something you planned? How did you approach bringing up the subject, or do you like to suprise people?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 15:53, Reply)

SUPRISEPOO. It's the way forward

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 15:54, Reply)

Who's responsible for the clean up afterwards, or do you go to a hotel for that sort of thing?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 16:00, Reply)

I think you make sure you do it in the
bath, for easy of cleaning
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 16:01, Reply)

Oh, yeah', I suppose that would be best.
Do you fill the bath up first? And if you do, do you use a hot bath? I can imagine that would amplify the smell a bit, not sure if that's a good thing or not.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 16:04, Reply)

no, I think you'd just run the
showerhead around the bath afterwards.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 16:07, Reply)

Tell me about the lead up to your first shitty-bath-fun-time, I want to hear more.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 16:12, Reply)

WHAT!
no, this is all conjecture, honest. I imagine people develop such fetishes to get out of awkward situations
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 16:13, Reply)

You shouldn't be ashamed of it, nobody should be ashamed of their fetishes unless they're hurting someone else.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 16:25, Reply)

oh. right
well I better keep that one a secret
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 16:27, Reply)

Hotel+Laxatives+Dropsheet=Fun.
Pooey fun.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 16:02, Reply)

I think you might lose your deposit.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 16:07, Reply)

That is the joy of the drop-sheet.
Use masking tape to hold it down. When finished remove tape, fold and dispose.
(If in a Premier Inn just leave at foot of the bed - they are used to that sort of thing and know how to deal with a 'Code-Brown' as it is known in the hotel industry.)
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 16:14, Reply)

Click this.
www.explosm.net/comics/2095/
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 5 Jul 2010, 16:11, Reply)

i'm not sure I want to

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 16:20, Reply)

It's safe and very funny.
Would I lie to you?
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 5 Jul 2010, 16:23, Reply)

yes
but I did click and it is acceptable
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 16:28, Reply)

I think that ....I think tha.....that....HUUUURRRNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 15:45, Reply)

I luv u DG

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 15:49, Reply)

Wy Wuv Woo Woo

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 15:51, Reply)

where's green?

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 15:50, Reply)

I'm colour blind, innit.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 15:51, Reply)

ok
Richard
Of
York
Gave
Bumsexx
In
Vipros
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 15:52, Reply)

so the colours are then:
Roasted Dustin
Opal
Yoghurt
Goblin
Burps
Igloo
and Vagina?
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 15:57, Reply)

Everything seems to be in order here

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 15:59, Reply)

Run off you guys, bumder in view.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 15:58, Reply)

I got in trouble saying that sort of thing the other day
I was talking to a girl and I said someone looked like a bender, turned out both...BOTH of her brothers are homosexuals. Both.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 16:02, Reply)

What...togther?
Are they Jedward?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 16:02, Reply)

She was pregnant
I was tempted to go for broke and say "well at least you dont take it in the shit-pipe" but I learnt many years ago that when you find yourself in a hole, the first thing you do is stop digging.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 16:05, Reply)

you seem to have learnt a valuable lesson there

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 16:08, Reply)

do they look like benders?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 16:04, Reply)

Never met them
but one is a hairdresser. Not sure what the other one does, works in a steel mill probably...EVERYBODY DANCE NOW!
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 16:07, Reply)

NOT AGAIN!

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 16:09, Reply)

Sorry
If it's any consolation (which it wont be), I've just said it out loud in the office and I can hear my co-workers repeating it over and over again...
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 16:11, Reply)

last week I came very close to just shouting it out in a falsetto

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 16:16, Reply)

Tempting isn't it...what's the worst that could happen?
Other than losing all professional respect from your work colleagues...
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 16:21, Reply)

Awwww, wickle puglet puking up a wainbow. I think it need some cuddles and fwuff

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 15:55, Reply)

IT'S MINE! LEAVE IT LEAVE IT LEAVE IT LEAVE IT LEAVE IT LEAVE IT LEAVE IT LEAVE IT LEAVE IT LEAVE IT LEAVE IT

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 15:57, Reply)

MINE NAO

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 15:58, Reply)

D: i am saddings

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 16:06, Reply)

Aww, you can have him back. He's not damaged or anything

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 16:07, Reply)

:D i am happyings again

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 16:10, Reply)

Well, I've had a wank, does that count?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 15:56, Reply)

that's the whole point of being on here
the people who reckon they've done other OTers are really using wanksockpuppets
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 16:00, Reply)

Puppets were banned last year. Keep up.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 16:06, Reply)

sooty must be furious

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 16:07, Reply)

Racist.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 16:16, Reply)

I've still got mine

( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 16:15, Reply)

thats no way to speak about PJM

(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 16:21, Reply)

Hahahaha

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 16:22, Reply)

Aye
While I may have been intimate with another b3tan, I don't feel the need to air my dirty laundry on here.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 16:20, Reply)

BARK BARK BARK BARK!

(Police Dog bark bark bark, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 16:07, Reply)

Ew!
That is all I have to say on the matter.
( girlinthehole, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 17:48, Reply)