Where were you, huh? I had to be drunkenly offensive to your BFF for you.
AGAIN.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 9:39, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I'm so stupidly busy
I wanted to come but I just don't have the time. I hope you got all shouty and poked her and then realised what a stupid mistake you had made and ran away.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 9:42, Reply)

Nah, whenever I pissed her off I told her that Lab told me to say it.
He's going to get such a kicking.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 9:45, Reply)

Good work
how was your birthday at the weekend?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 9:45, Reply)

Not bad ta, properly destroyed on Friday and then fed terrifying amounts of food by my parents for the rest of the weekend.
How are you coming to terms with your impending wifedom?
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 9:48, Reply)

I'm absolutely fine about it
Everyone keeps asking me that like it's the most terrifying thing in the world. What's really stressing me out is the thought of doing a speech. I hate talking in public.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 9:49, Reply)

Are you going to be doing the speech when we're there or before?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 9:51, Reply)

Before
we're doing them after the starters so I can actually enjoy my dinner
(Bazongaloid, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 9:57, Reply)

Damn. I'm sure someone'll stick it up on youtube soon though ,)
Nah you'll be fine, just pretend you're addressing your favourite minions on here!
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 10:09, Reply)

Glad to hear it.
Your speech will be fine. If you throw in a dozen or so toasts right at the beginning then no-one will even remember it.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 9:52, Reply)

I feel the same
giving speeches is shit.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 9:54, Reply)

Hey what the hell?
So not cool.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 9:51, Reply)

My legs have never been broken.
One of yours is already ruined, so breaking it again won't be that big a deal.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 9:55, Reply)

Cold, harsh logic
Whilst I applaud it's use, I have to show somewhat double standards by saying "Fuck off, Smeagol".
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 9:56, Reply)

Nassssty gothses.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 9:57, Reply)