How about you try something
and if I like it, i'll include it. I'm happy with either jokes or serious things, clearly I'm not going to include any jokes about fucking your dead mother, but humour is always good.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 9:53, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

hmmm.
Dear Mrs Future Al.
Today is the first day of forever. With me. Be scared. Very, very scared.

Or Alternatively:
Dear Mrs Future Al.
Although I know I occasionally annoy the crap out of you with my poor jokes and Dutch Ovens, today is the day I show myself to be the mature and loving person you fell in love with. I promise not to hit on your mother, or your sister, or the priest at the wedding, I'll only look at you and nobody else. And if you want to have a quickie before the wedding, meet me behind the church at (half an hour before your wedding).
love and kisses
Al.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 6 Jul 2010, 10:05, Reply)