Dear Mrs Al.....
Listen, I'm never sure of the best way to approach this subject with women, I don't find it easy to bring up, but I was wondering, I've had a bit of a fantasy, and while I'm going to do it anyway, it might as well be with you. Anyway, I want to spend a week in a bathtub with you, where we're not allowed to leave for any reason, to poo or wee or puke or anything. We'll have to do the whole lot in the bath, doing it over the edge would be cheating. We have to spend exactly one week in this bath together, not a minute less or more. We'd need to move the telly over to the bathroom, so we don't get so bored, maybe the laptop too. And some sort of food and drink, that'll be quite important. By the end of the week, I'm hoping our bath tub to be at least 25% full of bodily fluids. We can have sex whenever I want during this time, and I'll consider it if you want too (and I'm sure you will feel like that). This would be much better if you were on your blob for a few days for this. I'd like to do this with a few girls, and I figure I might as well get you 'in' on this action, do you have any mates who would join us?

Anyway, let me know how you feel about this, because if you're not interested, I'd need to buy two tarts for the week and maybe save up a little.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 10:23, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

This is the single most unpleasant thing I think i've ever read

(Bazongaloid, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 10:31, Reply)

Haha, YES !
I'm going out now, but I'll think up a way of topping that one (but staying on the legal side of things).
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 10:34, Reply)