My Love
When we met, back in *date* at *place*, I remember gazing into your beautiful *colour* eyes and thinking "Some day, I'm going to marry you".

Today is that day, my love. I know we're meant to be together, forever, and I couldn't be happier than I am right now. You've brought untold joy into my life, and complete me. I know that our life, together, will be of unparalleled bliss, indeed it has been ever since I met you.

I want to take you around the world, travel to all the Seven Wonders and show them that they're nothing compared to you. I want to make sweet, intimate love to you under the stars, and show the Gods themselves that our love is the most powerful force in the universe.

I adore you, your soft skin, silky *colour* hair, your cute giggle and the way you can make me melt with but a glance. I want you to know that I love and cherish you always, that your body and your soul have set an unquenchable fire within me, that burns with passion for you.

I want to hold you in my arms and never let go. I ache to feel your skin touching mine, your lips against mine, our souls intertwined. I love and respect the beautiful, independant woman that you are. I worship at the altar of your femininity. I wish only to serve you, and be consumed by you, to live within you, breathe when you breathe, feel what you feel. I want to exist only for you, and hereby devote myself entirely to you. I am yours.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 10:24, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

You're saying that in front of the mirror, aren't you?
Stop wanking. STOP IT.
( thealternativefact, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 10:25, Reply)

Self Love is still Love
How dare you try to come between us?!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 10:26, Reply)

Trying to come is all I can do with you.
:(
( thealternativefact, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 10:27, Reply)

He doesn't make it easy

(Bazongaloid, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 10:29, Reply)

A harder journey
Makes the ending so much sweeter.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 10:30, Reply)

Eugh, he's doing that precum thing, just writing it. Bastard.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 10:27, Reply)

Thankfully not
Don't wanna mess me boxers up, got a long day ahead of me.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 10:34, Reply)

I have just vomited a muffin
on to my keyboard.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 10:26, Reply)

in
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 10:27, Reply)

better that than the other way round.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 10:30, Reply)

.... would you mind wee'ing on me, just the once, just to see if we like it.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 10:27, Reply)

Right, sunshine...
you're coming to AntiChrist with me.
I need to find you a unsuitable lass. Or lad.
( thealternativefact, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 10:28, Reply)

I donno what that is, but OH BOY, sounds good !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 10:29, Reply)

I read this and thought, awwww, that's quite sweet
but then I read it again, only this time I imagine you saying it. And it made me feel a bit sick.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 10:28, Reply)

I wanted it to get slightly creepier and OTT as it went along
Wait, do you have an erection right now?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 10:29, Reply)

Only a bit

(Bazongaloid, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 10:30, Reply)

That'll do, pig
That'll do.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 10:31, Reply)