oh ew.
I had some toast at the festival from the vegan tent and I liked the sound of the pear and apple spread, but when it arrived it was the colour and consistency of marmite. Luckily it tasted nothing like it though so it was edible.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 11:03, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Weirdo
Pears are rank
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 11:05, Reply)

Oh, I don't know
I've heard she has a really nice pear.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 11:06, Reply)

Nice.
Well Done Crowsephine
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 11:08, Reply)

Ha I do.
Some woman in the supermarket was transferring two melons onto the conveyor belt and held them up in front of her chest as she passed them across. It took all my restraint.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 11:10, Reply)

To not kick her in the face?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 11:11, Reply)

well that's a given.
But mostly to not say "nice melons" whilst kicking her in the face.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 11:16, Reply)

That sounds like something Arnie would say before he fucked shit up
"Hey lady, nice melons"
*dropkicks*
*opens fire*
*fucks shit up*
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 11:18, Reply)

And marmite isn't?

(berk, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 11:14, Reply)

Nope, it's magnificent

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 11:15, Reply)