I fucking hate that video of "Ow Charlie bit me"
It makes me want to smash that kid's stupid fucking face in.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 14:53, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

me too
fucking shite.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 14:54, Reply)

Me three
I prefer drunk people and violent cats
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 14:56, Reply)

Noel definitely needs to watch Snatch Wars
it's awesome
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 14:56, Reply)

I like the kitty montage of all the funny cat stuff
it amuses me. I hate videos on youtube that are compiled of still photos though, that makes me angry.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 14:57, Reply)

Or ones of hilarious 'lolwacky' attention seekers
doing shit sketches of shit that nobody wants to see
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 15:01, Reply)

If I could be bothered to find it
there's a great one of those, the girl has massive boobs which makes it whatchable.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 15:03, Reply)

No, no, no, no, no
Psychochomp, real breasts are better than grainy videos of them
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 15:06, Reply)

12 seconds in
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_j7NSZBI2BY&has_verified=1
turn the sound off though, she's well annoying.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 15:09, Reply)

you'll make a wonderful mother.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 14:56, Reply)

I said it makes me WANT to, not that I actually would, silly.
Every mother wants to smash their child's face in at some point.

Plus I won't be the kind of mother who videos every little inane thing the child does.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 14:59, Reply)

Well I'm sure your mother did.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 15:02, Reply)

Nope
There is one video of me in a school play when I was about 6 and that's it. There aren't even enough photos of me and my sister as kids to fill an album. I am very thankful for this.

I will never be one of those mothers who makes her facebook profile a picture of her kid. Mothers who do that are usually ugly and/or fat.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 15:10, Reply)

I was talking about wanting to smash your face in.
but never mind, I don't think there are any videos of me as a kid, there are a number of highly embarrassing photos of me either naked or being beaten up by my sister.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 15:12, Reply)

up off
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 15:14, Reply)

double space after strikethroughs you amateur.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 15:35, Reply)

You great big jessy!!!!
You spelt amateur 'amature' and then removed it.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 15:37, Reply)

I'm not letting kitty have any victories.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 15:39, Reply)

Cheats never prosper
I saw it, Tug saw it, and GOD saw it
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 15:40, Reply)

I saw it but I couldn't be bothered

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 15:58, Reply)

when I had to do a baby info thing at primary school
including a photo of myself, my negligent mother couldn't find one so she gave me one of my sister instead and didn't tell me. I didn't find out for years. Hmph.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 15:20, Reply)

I think that deserves a call to childline.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 15:22, Reply)

At least you had a sibling of the same sex

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 15:57, Reply)

haha yeah
that would have been pretty harsh.

When Maddie went missing and there was all the hue and cry over the parents being in a restaurant my mum said "Well I was pretty negligent, but I was never that negligent".
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 16:00, Reply)

Ah, brilliant childcare that
"At least I could remember where I'd parked you."
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 16:05, Reply)