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Youtube me up, bitches.
I can stream Youtube on my phone now the wireless is up and I've never really played with the site, so show me why it's so awesome.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 14:13, 130 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=M11SvDtPBhA
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 14:16, Reply)
Haha
That is pretty awesome.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 14:17, Reply)
Thanks for supportin' my music, Al!
*rocks hips like yeah*
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 14:36, Reply)
Are you the real miley cyrus?
You seemed quite annoying on Jonathan Ross, that's pretty much all I've seen of you.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 14:39, Reply)
Hey PsychoChomp!
I was just being Miley.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 14:41, Reply)
It's true
you are extremely irritating in every interview I have ever seen you in. But Party in the USA is a great track. Shame you have never and will never never make anything that will better it.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 14:43, Reply)
Actually
I really liked the one that sounded like Sunglasses at Night
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 14:43, Reply)
Which ones that then?

(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 14:44, Reply)
"I got my sights set on you and I'm ready to aim"
and then something like "The last time I freaked out!"
I'll google it, wait there...
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 14:45, Reply)
It's called "See You Again"

(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 14:47, Reply)
Actually that ones okay
but it's nothing on Party in the USA.

And lets face it, neither of them are Achy Breaky Heart.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 14:49, Reply)
Thanks Miley!

(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 14:53, Reply)
Sure thang, Roota!
*nods head like yeah*
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 15:00, Reply)
How many interviews have you seen?
Are you perving on me?
*calls bodyguards*
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 14:45, Reply)
Just look up helicopter crashes
or fat people falling over.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 14:16, Reply)
Youtube is an awful, awful website
Unless you're a child; my little girl loves it.

Somebody in my friends list keeps clicking links to videos of kittens, I may have to unfriend them for it
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 14:17, Reply)
what on earth are you talking about?
it's fucking brilliant.

most of the stuff on there is shit put up by retards admittedly, but the amount of instantly available music videos and live stuff is awesome alone, even without considering all the stunts, crash compilations and other ridiculousness that otherwise we'd have no idea about.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 14:18, Reply)

If you admit yourself that most of the stuff on there is shit that's put up by retards, you've already lost your own argument.
Failed stunt attempts and fat people falling over are just glorified you've been framed videos, but I will concede that for about the two times I've had to use it, having music videos available is quite nice.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 14:22, Reply)
I've seen plenty of stuff on there that has left me laughing like a retard
by your argument, if something is shit because most of the user content is shit then basically music, literature and the entire internet are shit.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 14:24, Reply)
Got it in one
and that's why people are selective about what they watch and listen to.
Nothing on youtube has ever made me laugh, it is a children's website
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 14:26, Reply)
Don't try and argue with him Vipros
he'll claim he's just doing it to get a reaction and then he'll get upset and insult your pretty fiancee
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 14:26, Reply)
I am enjoying the fact that his reaction to my disinterest in youtube
has been far stronger than me posting a picture of myself pissing on his future wife
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 14:29, Reply)
What is it with people talking about pissing and shitting on people ?!?!?!
Am I the only one here who hasn't tried it?
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 14:38, Reply)
it's hardly a strong reaction though
I'm just putting my point across that you can't dismiss something like that as being shit

the website is a vehicle for the content, and if you haven't seen good stuff on there then you are bound to find it shit.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 14:38, Reply)
Vipros
Stop replying to him, he'll only reply with exactly the same comment about how it's all your fault for getting upset on the internet.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 14:40, Reply)
I don't like it when people can't see sense

(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 14:41, Reply)
I don't like your face
but I don't let that get in the way of my being better than you.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 14:44, Reply)
yes you do
because you aren't
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 14:44, Reply)
I'm perfectly capable of seeing sense
and I'm well aware that youtube has its uses, it's just not a website that I choose to use.

I've seen hundreds of youtube videos, and they've all made me want to inflict involuntary euthanasia on its inhabitants.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 14:57, Reply)
does anything not make you want to do that?

(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 14:58, Reply)
I like cake, beer and meat
I am a simple man
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 14:59, Reply)
those are good things to like

(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 15:03, Reply)
Oh, and rape jokes

(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 15:05, Reply)
YOU have children?
*Shakes head & hands over wad of cash*

*Steals back* YOINK!
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 14:32, Reply)
search for "drummer at the wrong gig"

(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 14:17, Reply)
That is fucking superb!

(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 14:23, Reply)
it helps that they are playing zz top obviously
but he is one hell of a drummer

search for "stevie wonder drum solo" as well. I was amazed.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 14:24, Reply)
I saw him live at glastonbury,
I don't think I've mentioned it enough.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 14:26, Reply)
hippy

(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 14:39, Reply)
he wishes

(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 14:51, Reply)
he wants to be a hippy and he wants to get stoned


not particular interesting fact time:
a guy I knew went to see Top of the Pops being filmed. The people who did the above song were on and it took them 17 takes, because they are so fucking shit.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 14:54, Reply)
I remember the Smurfs' parody
I have a little puppy and he lives in my home.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 16:01, Reply)
Bloody hell!

(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 14:29, Reply)
I know!
I thought it was going to be totally cringeworthy but he can really fucking drum
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 14:39, Reply)
I find it slightly irritating when someone like Michael Jackson is called a genius.
Whilst he had talent, he was nowhere near Stevie Wonder's level. If Jackson was genius there are going to have to be new hyper-superlatives invented for when Stevie croaks.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 15:28, Reply)
I think any band would appreciate a drummer who could be such a great showman
What makes it hilarious is that the rest of the band are such complete and utter helmets.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 16:01, Reply)
I know everyone's probably seen it
but I love Ok Go's treadmill dance:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTAAsCNK7RA

Or you could just type in the word fat and let the autocomplete find the funnies for you.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 14:28, Reply)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zX09WnGU6ZY
Brilliant.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 14:28, Reply)
HA!
that is good.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 14:32, Reply)
GI Joe re-dubs
www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4OPr_QxoFg
Porkchop sandwiches!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ww3GTNv9hHk&feature=related
Body massage

www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJQcJBjObEc&feature=related
Bus rider
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 14:30, Reply)
Day Job Orchestra (Star Trek TNG re-dubs)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=414TmP12WAU
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 14:31, Reply)
Little Jamaican girl with a mad patois
gets mental about her Auntie (sooooo cute)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=IlY00dOgu40
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 14:33, Reply)
Tears are currently streaming from my eyes

(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 14:36, Reply)
It's pretty Marmite like - I personally love it
They've got a channel on youtube somewhere (search for DJO). You've got plenty more to trawl through :)
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 14:37, Reply)
YES
Watching these intoxicated is/n't recommended.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 14:33, Reply)
I stole these from Roota - she's awesome

(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 14:34, Reply)
I am
Now who wants a boddehmassaaaaaage?
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 14:38, Reply)
Me Me ME!!!!!!
You'll have to be quick though, I'm getting married in a few days and it won't be legal then.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 14:39, Reply)
boddehmassaaaage machine GO!

(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 14:42, Reply)

v.youku.com/v_show/id_XODExMTgwMzY=.html
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 14:33, Reply)
FINE THEN DON'T WATCH IT YOU SHITS!
FNNEEEEEE! I GUESS MY LINKS ARE TOO GOOD FOR YA EH? ME SICKIN' NOT STRONG ENOUGH FOR YA?!? SCHLAAAGS!

WHY DON'T WE TALK ABOUT HOW MANY PEOPLE WANT TO TOUCH MY BUM SHALL WE?!?!?

*huuufuuuffuuffffffff*
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 14:48, Reply)
I'm not in my office and can't Youtube at the moment
JEEZUS!!
*flings make-up bag*
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 14:50, Reply)
Well, in that case, lets take it in turn to stretch each other's faces.

(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 15:08, Reply)
Ok you first

(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 15:22, Reply)
I just recieved a very flirty work email.
I'm back in the game.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 14:58, Reply)
What's his name?

(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 15:10, Reply)
It was a her and everything.
She's more cockney than you though so I'm staying clear.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 15:10, Reply)
What's wrong with cockney you shit?!!?
At least I don't have a Milton Keynes accent that is like a boredom vuvuzela.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 15:12, Reply)
Cockneys are so shit they have to get someone from Henly to run their city.
They hire normal people to play cockneys in eastenders because at least they can remember the lines and don't piss on the cameras between takes.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 15:17, Reply)
Eastenders is for working class pov mongs, that doesn't count.
No one runs Milton Keynes, they die of boredom or inherit an instant hunchback within 2 weeks of being there.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 16:00, Reply)
Are you an actual cockney?

(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 15:22, Reply)
He looks dirty and malnourished so... close enough.

(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 15:24, Reply)
I look fucking well clean and am only malnourished because you ate everyone's food.
You look like you wash with a can of lynx and push against your rape victims whilst waiting for the 'effect' to kick in.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 16:02, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=wIBQO6zrOjY
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 14:56, Reply)
That's really sad
The pug looks really embarrassed
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 14:59, Reply)
Pugs always look embarrassed

(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 15:23, Reply)
Greatest Music video EVA!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=35LenhOXGvw

Funny cartoons:

www.youtube.com/results?search_query=simons+cat&aq=f

Funny Rap:

www.youtube.com/results?search_query=regular+everyday+normal+guy&aq=0
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 14:33, Reply)
I like watching aircraft crashes and funny cat videos,
one day I hope to watch a funny cat crashing an aircraft.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 14:34, Reply)
imagine if the cat had tits eh?
Eh?
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 14:35, Reply)
I don't like cat breasts

(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 14:43, Reply)
Or an aircraft crashing into a funny cat
hopefully
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 14:35, Reply)
fuck!
Snatch Wars

watch it. fucking amazing.

it's not about pussy
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 14:39, Reply)
Taff Wars is much better

(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 15:23, Reply)
I just can't get enough of the dancing babies.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FiNUkDnDMFA
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 14:42, Reply)
I fucking hate that video of "Ow Charlie bit me"
It makes me want to smash that kid's stupid fucking face in.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 14:53, Reply)
me too
fucking shite.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 14:54, Reply)
Me three
I prefer drunk people and violent cats
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 14:56, Reply)
Noel definitely needs to watch Snatch Wars
it's awesome
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 14:56, Reply)
I like the kitty montage of all the funny cat stuff
it amuses me. I hate videos on youtube that are compiled of still photos though, that makes me angry.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 14:57, Reply)
Or ones of hilarious 'lolwacky' attention seekers
doing shit sketches of shit that nobody wants to see
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 15:01, Reply)
If I could be bothered to find it
there's a great one of those, the girl has massive boobs which makes it whatchable.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 15:03, Reply)
No, no, no, no, no
Psychochomp, real breasts are better than grainy videos of them
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 15:06, Reply)
12 seconds in
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_j7NSZBI2BY&has_verified=1
turn the sound off though, she's well annoying.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 15:09, Reply)
you'll make a wonderful mother.

(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 14:56, Reply)
I said it makes me WANT to, not that I actually would, silly.
Every mother wants to smash their child's face in at some point.

Plus I won't be the kind of mother who videos every little inane thing the child does.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 14:59, Reply)
Well I'm sure your mother did.

(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 15:02, Reply)
Nope
There is one video of me in a school play when I was about 6 and that's it. There aren't even enough photos of me and my sister as kids to fill an album. I am very thankful for this.

I will never be one of those mothers who makes her facebook profile a picture of her kid. Mothers who do that are usually ugly and/or fat.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 15:10, Reply)
I was talking about wanting to smash your face in.
but never mind, I don't think there are any videos of me as a kid, there are a number of highly embarrassing photos of me either naked or being beaten up by my sister.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 15:12, Reply)

up off
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 15:14, Reply)
double space after strikethroughs you amateur.

(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 15:35, Reply)
You great big jessy!!!!
You spelt amateur 'amature' and then removed it.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 15:37, Reply)
I'm not letting kitty have any victories.

(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 15:39, Reply)
Cheats never prosper
I saw it, Tug saw it, and GOD saw it
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 15:40, Reply)
I saw it but I couldn't be bothered

(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 15:58, Reply)
when I had to do a baby info thing at primary school
including a photo of myself, my negligent mother couldn't find one so she gave me one of my sister instead and didn't tell me. I didn't find out for years. Hmph.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 15:20, Reply)
I think that deserves a call to childline.

(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 15:22, Reply)
At least you had a sibling of the same sex

(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 15:57, Reply)
haha yeah
that would have been pretty harsh.

When Maddie went missing and there was all the hue and cry over the parents being in a restaurant my mum said "Well I was pretty negligent, but I was never that negligent".
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 16:00, Reply)
Ah, brilliant childcare that
"At least I could remember where I'd parked you."
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 16:05, Reply)
this is a classic
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEImD_r6D8o
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 15:01, Reply)
'Cunt amongst men' indeed.
Well done for that.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 15:02, Reply)
Knackers.
A blasto from the pasto - pikeys from Athlone arguing.
Worth it just for magnificent use of the word 'gowl' to describe her hoo-ha.

www.youtube.com/verify_age?next_url=http%3A//www.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3Dv4bjknDIpws
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 15:01, Reply)
Pure Genius
www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJ5w4MkFofc
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 15:06, Reply)
This
www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3xAeTmsJfg
Is what youtube is for
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 15:22, Reply)
Top stuff
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tx1XIm6q4r4
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 15:26, Reply)
I've posted this before, and probably will again:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pw8ZESzpL3M

I don't fucking care. I think it's the most psychedelic thing I've ever seen, not on MD's. The tune's rather weak but they have been going since about 1969 so they can be forgiven for that, in my book.

Even if you have no interest in the genre at all, if you can appreciate some fucking A-1 animation you'll like it.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 15:27, Reply)
this is the most psychedelic thing I've ever seen
www.b3ta.com/links/492562
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 15:29, Reply)
Had a sneaky 'at work' glimpse
Looks smart, thank you
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 15:31, Reply)
Dick in a box.

(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 15:37, Reply)
I've been reading about this:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GcFuHGHfYwE

NSFW in Golder's Green
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 15:43, Reply)
Bears!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kayNV3Wpr2A
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 15:48, Reply)
Honda Accord ad (pre-Justice era)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ve4M4UsJQo
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 15:50, Reply)
Apologies if someone's already posted this one (and I expect most of you have seen it before)
But this is how I imagine Monty in his colonial days before he discovered MASSIVE DRUGS:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=eELH0ivexKA
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 16:07, Reply)
Hahaha!
I correctly guessed what this was before clicking based on your description alone. Stop freaking me out!
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 16:38, Reply)
Look, are you from the future and do you have a message for me?
'Cause if you do, you're taking your sweet time about it, sunshine. I never used to dither this much when I was you...or rather, you...never used to dither this much when you were me. Which I am now. And you were. I think.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 16:45, Reply)
Wait...
it's all coming back to me now. I *am* from the future. I travelled back in time to escape oppression after liberal society collapsed and the government backed militia started hunting down men with a girly disposition.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 16:54, Reply)
OH EM GEE
Another similarity, you're both a bit gay!
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 16:55, Reply)
*handbags*
I'll have you know my limp-wristedness is a glandular problem!
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 16:56, Reply)

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