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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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There are a couple of cute boys here
But it feels so wrong. They're ilegal and everything.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 6 Jul 2010, 15:50, 1 reply, 16 years ago)
Illegal immigrants, or under age?

(I helped save b3ta! Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Tue 6 Jul 2010, 15:51, Reply)
Under age
17 is the oldest, but they start at 14. I don't even look at those, just in case they sue me.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 6 Jul 2010, 15:53, Reply)
Is it those skinny hard bodies you crave?
Don't answer unless you have counsel and a good defence lined up!
(I helped save b3ta! Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Tue 6 Jul 2010, 15:55, Reply)
Of course not!
I like them well riped. The knowledge and experience is much better than a bunch of desperate hormones!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 6 Jul 2010, 15:58, Reply)
You don't want to sleep with someone who'll high five you after orgasm.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 16:00, Reply)
Unlike you who takes the pillow off their face when you orgasm.

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 16:06, Reply)
at least they only have to hold their breath for a minute or so
so there's no danger of suffocation.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 16:12, Reply)
I heard a rumour that he once dislocated his eyebrows from sneering and perving at a passing female too hard.

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 16:16, Reply)
You can't dislocate eyebrows, only joints.
Some people may find your lack of anatomical knowledge charming, I do not.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 16:19, Reply)
But you're from MK, a land of mutants, where you have boney brows, lips and tongues to aid in the forced on sex that you have with women.
So, therefore, I stand correct.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 16:23, Reply)
how would that aid any sort of sex.
Have you seen a human body before?
(PsychoChomp, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 16:27, Reply)
that rules me out then

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 16:11, Reply)
I'd made an exception for you

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 6 Jul 2010, 16:12, Reply)
yay!

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 16:23, Reply)
I want someone with enough control
to make me orgasm several times before coming himself, then crying and thanking me for the favour (I've had several of those)
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 6 Jul 2010, 16:12, Reply)
I'm fairly certain that if someone were to thank me I'd punch them in the fucking gonads

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 16:15, Reply)
You'd have to thank me.
I'd make you act as a coffee table for 45 minutes before hand too.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 16:17, Reply)
I hope you use doilies.

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 16:18, Reply)
You better have an under shelf where I can put my TV guide or SO HELP YOU GOD.

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 16:20, Reply)
There's not really anything great to say afterwards is there?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 16:18, Reply)
a high five is better than a thank you, that's for fucking sure

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 16:19, Reply)
What about a haircut burp and a face push?

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 16:20, Reply)
what's a haircut burp?

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 16:24, Reply)
it's too glorious to talk about

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 16:26, Reply)
If we meet....I will show you.
It's something special.....from me....to you.....from within.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 16:28, Reply)
I'm intrigued and terrified
in equal amounts
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 16:45, Reply)
Are those your chips?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 16:20, Reply)
because that's not mayonaise on them.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 16:20, Reply)
"Oh, I guess you want to get yours too *sigh*"

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 16:21, Reply)
"I'm not really an astronaught"

(PsychoChomp, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 16:22, Reply)
"did you taste that roofie? hello? *smacks face* helllooooooooooooo...oh...shit"

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 16:25, Reply)
That's a normal friday night for RapeyChomp

(Bazongaloid, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 16:28, Reply)
Wow!
That was amazing! I love you so much!

No, thank you, you're the only woman who's been so kind to me.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 6 Jul 2010, 16:23, Reply)
Do you only have sex with men you picked up in Comic Book stores?
I hope they threw a pokeball at you afterwards to try and capture you.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 16:25, Reply)
Damn I was only joking then I read your profile :S
oooops!
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 16:26, Reply)
hahahahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 16:26, Reply)
It would almost be worth making it with you
just so I could say thanks and receive a swift blow to the gonads.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 16:23, Reply)
Better late than never...
r
ne
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 16:21, Reply)

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