I would like it to be a bit more proactive
Where's the blue sky thinking?
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 16:30, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

victim of the credit crunch
decided when we were all singing from the same hymnsheet
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 16:32, Reply)

I didn't even get the chance to touch base

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 16:33, Reply)

ah, colonel
you're always in with a chance of touching my base!

god i need my own "this is fucking shit" button to click on myself...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 16:39, Reply)

Ha Ha! Oh dear Miss Swipe
are you still affected by the dreaded lurgy?
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 16:41, Reply)

nope thank goodness
i am back 137% fit for my lovely holiday next week, hoorah! how about you, is all well in the west count-ree?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 16:46, Reply)

Excellent, I was worried that everyones favourite lawyer was showing signs of WEAKNESS
All is well in sunny somerset. No hayfever, no summer colds. I think my chicken might have mild hayfever though.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 16:49, Reply)

how on earth would you know??
actually we had a budgie when i was a kid, that sneezed quite loudly, i take it back. OMG your chicken has bird flu!!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 16:53, Reply)

Poor old charlie
gonna be responsible for the death of civilisation, and all she wanted to do was eat corn and crap on my patio.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 16:57, Reply)

not to be indelicate but...
(come closer and i'll whisper)... how long do chickens live, as a rule? would you get another if she went to the big nestbox in the sky?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 17:00, Reply)

Not sure, 5 - 8 years is good
but chickens cark it for lots of different reasons. Not sure if i'll get more.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 17:13, Reply)

CHICKS
would rock. all fluffy and that.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 17:28, Reply)

Blue sky?
LIKE ON WIMBLEDON COMMON, COLIN, YOU MURDEROUS PERVERT?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 16:34, Reply)

What can I say...
A pretty young lady called Miss Trial (or was it W.P.C. Fit-Up) told me she would really fancy me if I was a psychotic murderer. I mean, what would you do?
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 16:39, Reply)

Trialprice is a WPC?

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 16:47, Reply)

I've never been so offended!
Accusing me of being a pig *shudder*
( djtrialprice, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 16:58, Reply)

I'm just concerned for what happens to me in the future, old chap

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 17:08, Reply)

Just what you did, Col - murder some bitch.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 16:50, Reply)