I think you should probably dress up like an AT-AT and trot around the garden all pew pew pew walky walky walky and stuff.
I would have a mexican wrestler as a room mate and he could stretch me out in the morning and then we could both wear stretchy clothes and tickle each other and then have a manly shower together.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 11:28, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

My garden is all slopes and steps and a pond.
It would only end badly.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 11:30, Reply)

Maybe you need one of these
https://www.bumpits.com/
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 11:36, Reply)

From flat to fabulous?
I think kitty's bookmarked that page.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 11:38, Reply)

does kitty have very flat hair then?

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 11:42, Reply)

She's like a before photo on a mousse advert.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 11:43, Reply)

For all your mocking
this is actually true, my hair is fine and lacklustre.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 11:52, Reply)

I saw an amazing infomercial for those when I was in Cuba
it went on for about 10 minutes and was filmed in America-o-vision like all the US features in The Day Today.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 11:48, Reply)

If you catch E4 early enough they have infomercials on there
I love watching them while I'm ironing, they have soapstars you've never heard of swearing by stuff called things like MiracleCreme.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 11:52, Reply)