A robot.
Not like one of those fake girlfriend porn bots but like maybe a Transformer. A Transformer that likes to cook and clean for me.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 11:30, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I want one of those too
I don't mind the cooking much, but the cleaning...
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 11:37, Reply)

If I was going to be a supervillain
I would kidnap celebrities and steal their talents, like the cooking skills of Marco Pierre White and the cleaning of Kim & Aggy, to put in a robot.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 11:54, Reply)

You'd be like a Sylar
But for celebs only
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:13, Reply)

In fact
I want this one: www.morphyrichards.co.uk/ProductDetail.aspx?Product=48810&source=google&campaign=M-N&adgroup=Multicooker_48810&creative=1&gclid=CPTd57yc2aICFRY75Qod3iWQxQ

You put everything in the night before and tell it you'll want it ready at 6pm next day, and it starts cooking at the right time for you to enjoy your tea as soon as you get back home.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 11:40, Reply)

Sounds just like a slow cooker,
I've got one of them, they're good.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 11:42, Reply)

Don't take your mother's name in vain.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 11:48, Reply)

It's more than that
It fryes and oven cooks as well. Prepares rice and omeletes. And you can time it so your food is always ready for you.

It's quite expensive as well.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 12:14, Reply)