Just for Larry

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 13:39, 71 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

And for me, I can't do acronyms

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 13:39, Reply)

Forrin acronyms accepted here.
Although they make just as little sense to me.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 13:42, Reply)

Hi Aberracion
What is the spanish for "baby it's better, down where it's wetter, take it from me"?

Thank you very much
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 13:44, Reply)

Not literal translation, but same meaning
Cariño, mejor abajo, donde está mojado; te lo digo yo.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 13:45, Reply)

AWESOME
I will be singing this in my pants tonight
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 13:46, Reply)

Yep, I can do Spanish pretty well
I'm good like that.

Did you find the Little Mermaid son?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 13:53, Reply)

The song?
Nope, last night I wasn't looking, but tonight I'm going to finish work early and get me some serious Disney on
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 13:55, Reply)

That's the way
You can play to your daughter as well and get her to learn a 2nd language from a tender age.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:10, Reply)

Dora the Explorer already has that taken care of
but like me, the little 'un has a decent thirst for knowledge, so she's picking up bits of german, french and mandarin too
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:14, Reply)

Wow
That's fantastic. I want to have kids so just that I can teach them all the things I never learned. What could go wrong?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:23, Reply)

THEY'LL TAKE OVER THE WORLD

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:24, Reply)

Pinky!

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:36, Reply)

This thread is dull enough for me to put a bbc news link in
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/10240263.stm
The best part of the story is the companies saying "why the fuck can't we lie anymore you fucking eurocrats"
(PsychoChomp, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 13:40, Reply)

Thanks for your feedback
I very much appreciate it.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 13:41, Reply)

Don't mind him.
He's just upset because it's still more interesting than him.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 13:42, Reply)

Hahaha
You're so hard with him!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 13:46, Reply)

That's 'cause he's so hard for her

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:19, Reply)

And who wouldn't be, eh?
Have you seen her?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:27, Reply)

I'm here to help.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 13:43, Reply)

I approve of this

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 13:51, Reply)

Aye
Me an' aw.
Good linkage
( djtrialprice, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 13:58, Reply)

generally good news
This is the best quote
"People will probably start buying in from unregulated countries especially via the internet and we could well end up with customers less protected than they were right at the start of this process"
It's claims like that which got you in trouble in the first place love.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 13:59, Reply)

People who are stupid enough to believe
claims that the bottle of monkey jizz they're buying will give them more regular bowel movements and a 5% reduced chance of catching Bad AIDS deserve to die from by buying unregulated monkey jizz over the internet.
( djtrialprice, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:09, Reply)

Indeed. This has my full approval.

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:22, Reply)

And if you need something else
I've been asked if I'd like to work in Holland for a few months. Now that Mark is moving down south and I still don't have a job there, I think it'll be a great opportunity.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 13:41, Reply)

A few months apart before a lifetime of forced co-existance. Absolutely.

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 13:43, Reply)

plus drugs.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 13:44, Reply)

plus stereotypes

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 13:47, Reply)

and Hippies.

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 13:49, Reply)

and whores

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 13:50, Reply)

and stag dos

(PsychoChomp, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 13:56, Reply)

and tulips

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 13:56, Reply)

and clogs?

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 13:57, Reply)

and edam

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 13:59, Reply)

and porn

(PsychoChomp, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 13:59, Reply)

and windmills.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:01, Reply)

and dykes

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:05, Reply)

and schhhhhtop

( djtrialprice, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:10, Reply)

"hey
we sshhhould go back to my playsh for shome dominosh and shport-fucking"
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:28, Reply)

I don't do drugs
I tried marihuana once and it did nothing to me.

But yes, a few months apart won't be too bad. We'll see each other at the weekends, it'll give me some extra cash and time to prepare more things.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 13:47, Reply)

if it did nothing then you were doing it wrong

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 13:57, Reply)

my friend said that and then I noticed at the weekend that she was only taking the smoke into her mouth like a cigar
I told her she would get mouth cancer and she was unimpressed.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 13:58, Reply)

that's just a waste.

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:03, Reply)

as opposed to the lovely lung variant
you get by properly inhaling
( djtrialprice, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:11, Reply)

if you are going to smoke, then you may as well do it properly

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:29, Reply)

No, sir
b3ta.com/questions/disappointment/post184202

(When I wrote week I meant weak, btw)
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:16, Reply)

And I'll add a question
as I know that my BFF likes questions.

Mmmmm... Imagine someone is making a drawing of you to be kept for future generations. How would it be? What would you be doing? With whom/what?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 13:42, Reply)

Hi BFF! :D
I would like the drawing to be of me all dressed up in a burlesque outfit. It would be a charcoal drawing, only the burlesque outfit would be in red pastel. I would make the artist elongate my legs and give me an unrealistically pert bottom, it would be great.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 13:46, Reply)

I'm seeing it
You look gorgeous. Will your pole and cupcakes be anywhere in the background?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 13:48, Reply)

ooh yes definitely
The pole is up behind me and Applebite is swinging on it. You're next to me in burlesque attire and we're trying to do the cancan.

The cupcakes are on a table covered with a floor length red velvet cloth and Labs is working his way through them. Psychochomp is poking his finger in each cupcake to ruin it for everyone else.

Vipros is leaning back in his chair next to the table, eating a cupcake and drinking a glass of wine.

Larry Vest is poking Applebite with a broom to try and make her fall off.

BGB and TGB are trying to get the cork out of a wine bottle, BGB has wedged it between her knees and TGB is pulling on the cork.

Bert is at the back, opening wine bottles and peeing in them.

Darth is obviously trying to do the cancan with us.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 13:56, Reply)

I refuse to give permission for the use of my image.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:01, Reply)

What if you were putting mangoes in the cupcakes instead of your finger?

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:02, Reply)

I find the idea of me being in the same picture as cupcakes deeply offensive.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:04, Reply)

Why?

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:14, Reply)

Are you saying I'm fat?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:03, Reply)

I love this.
But you forgot Al, sat under the cupcake table with cheeks like a hamster from cramming in as many cakes as possible.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:04, Reply)

And Vipros in the balcony
At the far end of the room, looking at us smug, eating a croisant.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:20, Reply)

Haha!
She remembered me but forgot al!

I'm going to take that as another victory for Berteus Maximus Meridius
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:28, Reply)

I can see this in my mind's eye as a Hogarth or Gillray maybe.
Any B3tans with political cartooning skillz at all?
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:04, Reply)

I can't believe you gave me a role
I'm honoured
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:04, Reply)

honoured horny
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:16, Reply)

Nah
to make me horny she would have had to say 'and Bert, shitting in the Camembert'
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:20, Reply)

Hahaha!
That's so funny! What a great picture. If I was any good at it, I'd do it myself.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:19, Reply)

Go on -
don't stop nowwww sugar.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 13:48, Reply)

My drawing would be in oils
Like a classic portrait, but I'm sat on the back of a velociraptor (which is smoking a cigar), firing an AK47 into the air with one hand, the other holding a battle-axe aloft. Also I'm naked, daubed in woad.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 13:54, Reply)

Didn't I see that in the flickr pool?

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 13:56, Reply)

it's his profile picture on facebook.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 13:57, Reply)

I'd like to be drawn into this as Gollum.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 13:58, Reply)

And eating cupcakes, obviously

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:20, Reply)

I don't know what medium mine would be in.
But I'd be stood imperiously on top of a small grassy hillock, underneath a tree. I'd be wearing a forest green corset and a huge green velvet cloak, with one hand on my hip and the other holding an apple with a bite taken out of it and looking bored. At my feet, there would be a mass of half naked, buff men (including Jensen Ackles, Misha Collins and that fit lad from my lectures that I fancy) vying for my attention and holding out things like bottles of southern comfort, venetian masks and vials of viral serum. And there would be a magnificent castle in the background.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:11, Reply)

Oops, sorry Abo,
should I delete mine?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 13:59, Reply)