And I'll add a question
as I know that my BFF likes questions.

Mmmmm... Imagine someone is making a drawing of you to be kept for future generations. How would it be? What would you be doing? With whom/what?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 13:42, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Hi BFF! :D
I would like the drawing to be of me all dressed up in a burlesque outfit. It would be a charcoal drawing, only the burlesque outfit would be in red pastel. I would make the artist elongate my legs and give me an unrealistically pert bottom, it would be great.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 13:46, Reply)

I'm seeing it
You look gorgeous. Will your pole and cupcakes be anywhere in the background?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 13:48, Reply)

ooh yes definitely
The pole is up behind me and Applebite is swinging on it. You're next to me in burlesque attire and we're trying to do the cancan.

The cupcakes are on a table covered with a floor length red velvet cloth and Labs is working his way through them. Psychochomp is poking his finger in each cupcake to ruin it for everyone else.

Vipros is leaning back in his chair next to the table, eating a cupcake and drinking a glass of wine.

Larry Vest is poking Applebite with a broom to try and make her fall off.

BGB and TGB are trying to get the cork out of a wine bottle, BGB has wedged it between her knees and TGB is pulling on the cork.

Bert is at the back, opening wine bottles and peeing in them.

Darth is obviously trying to do the cancan with us.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 13:56, Reply)

I refuse to give permission for the use of my image.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:01, Reply)

What if you were putting mangoes in the cupcakes instead of your finger?

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:02, Reply)

I find the idea of me being in the same picture as cupcakes deeply offensive.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:04, Reply)

Why?

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:14, Reply)

Are you saying I'm fat?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:03, Reply)

I love this.
But you forgot Al, sat under the cupcake table with cheeks like a hamster from cramming in as many cakes as possible.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:04, Reply)

And Vipros in the balcony
At the far end of the room, looking at us smug, eating a croisant.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:20, Reply)

Haha!
She remembered me but forgot al!

I'm going to take that as another victory for Berteus Maximus Meridius
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:28, Reply)

I can see this in my mind's eye as a Hogarth or Gillray maybe.
Any B3tans with political cartooning skillz at all?
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:04, Reply)

I can't believe you gave me a role
I'm honoured
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:04, Reply)

honoured horny
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:16, Reply)

Nah
to make me horny she would have had to say 'and Bert, shitting in the Camembert'
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:20, Reply)

Hahaha!
That's so funny! What a great picture. If I was any good at it, I'd do it myself.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:19, Reply)

Go on -
don't stop nowwww sugar.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 13:48, Reply)

My drawing would be in oils
Like a classic portrait, but I'm sat on the back of a velociraptor (which is smoking a cigar), firing an AK47 into the air with one hand, the other holding a battle-axe aloft. Also I'm naked, daubed in woad.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 13:54, Reply)

Didn't I see that in the flickr pool?

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 13:56, Reply)

it's his profile picture on facebook.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 13:57, Reply)

I'd like to be drawn into this as Gollum.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 13:58, Reply)

And eating cupcakes, obviously

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:20, Reply)

I don't know what medium mine would be in.
But I'd be stood imperiously on top of a small grassy hillock, underneath a tree. I'd be wearing a forest green corset and a huge green velvet cloak, with one hand on my hip and the other holding an apple with a bite taken out of it and looking bored. At my feet, there would be a mass of half naked, buff men (including Jensen Ackles, Misha Collins and that fit lad from my lectures that I fancy) vying for my attention and holding out things like bottles of southern comfort, venetian masks and vials of viral serum. And there would be a magnificent castle in the background.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:11, Reply)