You haven't watched the wire?
I don't know why I even bother talking to you.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:18, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I'll get in here before someone else says something meaner -
cos you fancy her
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:18, Reply)

that was before I met her.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:20, Reply)

I find that there's a sliding scale of faults vs hotness
The hotter the woman, the easier it is to overlook her faults, depends on the severity of the fault

Ms Foxtrot, for example, likes Gwen Stefani. She's THAT hot
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:22, Reply)

I get away with liking Girls Aloud
ha.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:26, Reply)

Girls Aloud are infinitely superior to Gwen Stefani for the following reasons
a) 40% of them are lengthworthy, an improvement of 40% on Stefani
b) They're aware that they're nothing more than mindless pop and don't consider themselves to be "artistes"
c) None of them married Gavin fucking Rossdale in an apparent attempt to create the most talentless child ever
d) Their songs are occasionally quite good. Very good in the case of The Show and Something Kinda Ooh

If liking Girls Aloud is your greatest fault then you're categorically less attractive than Ms Foxtrot, according to the sliding scale. Oh, and Wiggy is a lucky man
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:31, Reply)

I liked No Doubt
you're mean.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:35, Reply)

I was about to say this.
No Doubt were awesome. So at least Gwen Stefani was good at one point.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:37, Reply)

I never said owt about No Doubt
Only Stefani as a solo "artist". However, now you come to mention it, No Doubt were crap
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:39, Reply)

frankly though
I would still slip her a length
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:42, Reply)

You're weird

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:54, Reply)

It's called straight.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:06, Reply)

Dear god,
PSYCHOCHOMP MADE A JOKE AND IT WAS FUNNY.
EVERYONE,COME SEE THIS!
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:16, Reply)

I clicked I like this when he posted it
credit where it's due
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:27, Reply)

ooh you ain't lyin!

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:43, Reply)

Cheers love

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:23, Reply)

Did you turn him down as he charged at you with his best uber smarm face and pervy lip licking action?
He's like a limited edition Action Man this boy.... I'm surprised he hasn't got a plastic hawk that launches off his forearm when he's aroused.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:29, Reply)

You're welcome treacle.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:32, Reply)

I'm so hungry.
I want flapjack.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:35, Reply)

He's posting on /talk at the moment.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:38, Reply)

I'll head over there

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:04, Reply)

Cos you wanted to sleep with me.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:19, Reply)

Haha

( girlinthehole, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:21, Reply)