Darth!
You're needed over here.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:22, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

*minces over*
*bursts into song*
DON'T STOP... BE-LIEEEEV-IN'...
*bows*
*retreats hastily*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:23, Reply)

Darth?!?!? He's called PC Clickfingers-Andmince to you young lady...
EDIT:
Darth?!?!? He's called PC Clickfingers-Andmince to you young lady...

well, I didn't really need to add this in the end did I?
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:24, Reply)

No-one does my press for me!

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:32, Reply)

++BUMDER ALERT++BUMDER ALERT++
ANOTHER BUMDER HAS REVEALED HIMSELF (NOT LIKE THAT, YOU PERVERTS) AND IS KNOWN TO BE IN THE AREA. BERT HAS INADVERTENTLY OUTED HIMSELF AS A BUMDER IN A STING OPERATION DURING WHICH HE ADMITTED TO HIS LOVE OF THE SINGLE MOST BUMDERISH THING ON THE TELLY RIGHT NOW. WOULD THE MASSIVE BUMDER KNOWN AS 'DARTH FOXTROT' (CHRIST THAT'S A BUMDERISH NAME) PLEASE MAKE HIS WAY OVER TO THIS THREAD TO DISTRACT THIS RECENTLY OUTED BUMDER WITH A GOOD THOROUGH BUMDERISING. ONCE YOU HAVE BUGGERED ONE ANOTHER SENSELESS YOU SHOULD HOPEFULLY BOTH BE SPENT AND THEREFORE NO LONGER A THREAT TO THE REST OF OUR POSTERIORS. BUMDER ALERT. BUMDER ALERT.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:31, Reply)

You enjoy this far too much.

( girlinthehole, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:35, Reply)

I do.
But something's got to give my life some purpose, even if that something is exaggerated casual homophobia.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:37, Reply)

Better than charity work anyway.

( girlinthehole, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:40, Reply)

It makes me piss myself every time
Especially when it's not aimed at me!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:40, Reply)