Remember I said I was getting there on a VIP thanks to a mate?
Turns out the guy who offered the VIP, Jagermeister rep, was offering more than he could fulfil
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:24, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

that sucks
I will try not to diss you to Amberl too much in your absence
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:26, Reply)

I'll take your word for that
Genuinely gutted not to be getting to meet both of you
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:31, Reply)

I'm disappointed
and not only because now it will seem to my mrs that I mainly meet girls from the internet...
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:39, Reply)

I'm going to do this to your fiancee:
www.imdb.com/title/tt0105414/
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:42, Reply)

well I'm going to do this to you
www.imdb.com/title/tt0415679/

(that film should have a higher rating. it was very entertaining)
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:45, Reply)

Awww I was hoping it would be this
www.imdb.com/title/tt0274812/

Didn't that film have Samantha Mumba in it?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:46, Reply)

I can certainly muster up some recreational spanking if that is what is required
it did. at one point she drives a tractor with a hedge-trimmer attachment which she uses to kill zombies
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:48, Reply)

awesome
I like lighthearted zombie films, makes me less scared.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:52, Reply)

I rented it a few years back
thinking it was an american teen zombie thing. was pleasantly surprised by it.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:54, Reply)

I'm not homophobic
it's just so far I think you're a bit of a tool. I'm not cementing that opinion so let's see what happens in the future eh.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:27, Reply)

Well, you are
You've assumed from pictures on my profile of me dancing that I'm gay. You ARE homophobic - it might just be on an instinctual (look it up), subconscious level rather than the more obvious verbal, abusive way
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:32, Reply)

I didn't assume you were gay
someone told me on the previous post, you know the one where you threw all your toys out of the pram. Plus so far today you have accused me of being gay and homophobic. Make up your mind pal. From your photoes I assumed you were a twat not a homosexual.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:51, Reply)

a lot of gay men are homophobic before they accept themselves
I'm wise like Jeremy Kyle.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:53, Reply)

Jeremy Kyle
does a brilliant radio show on Talksport. So he's not all bad.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:56, Reply)

you can think he's a tool without mentioning the gayness.
We do.

Well I suppose that's not true, we ALWAYS mention the gayness.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:41, Reply)

Indeed. I make a point of doing so.

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:42, Reply)

point of doing so mean spaghetti bolognaise.

Wait, that's not mean at all, what am I doing?!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:45, Reply)

Funny you should say that...
I am actually quite pleased with my recipe for spag bol.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:46, Reply)

Post some to me
I'll grade you. You might get marked down on presentation if you use Royal Mail.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:47, Reply)

Would you prefer it in a jar or a paper bag?
(I'd prefer to reduce the postage costs if at all possible, is all...)
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:49, Reply)

I want you to put a small hole in an orange
and replace the contents of the orange with the spaghetti, then send me the orange.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:50, Reply)

I don't think the orange will fit through the slot on the postbox...

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:53, Reply)

yeah, that's the main problem with what I suggested.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:53, Reply)

Citrus fruits are normally such efficient transporters of pasta sauces

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:57, Reply)

can I recommend using a grapefruit, and sending it by special delivery

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:59, Reply)

Thank god we've got an engineer here
Kitty, expect to wait in at home to sign for a hundredweight in grapefruit filled with bolognese sauce. I'll send the spaghetti in a hollowed-out cucumber.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 17:01, Reply)

I really really want you to do this.
srsly.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 17:08, Reply)

for the record and the last i'll say on the matter
I didn't mention the gayness once. I just said suck my balls the rest is from Darth tosspot.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 17:13, Reply)

This is not being your best week, eh?
It's full of offerings not as good as they should be. Sorry about that.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:31, Reply)

This is why I like you Abby
you're very kind and remember details about people. Thank you x
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:33, Reply)

hey Darth,
any word on Weakest Link yet eh?

*smugs*
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:40, Reply)

Are you trying to get more points than me?
I won't get upset because you're my BFF, but watch out.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:46, Reply)

It's ok
I'll let you win...
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:49, Reply)

No, no, don't think about me
I'll let you win, I'm happy knowing I'm the best.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:54, Reply)

touche Aber,
touche
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 17:14, Reply)

I spent ages trying to think of something good-natured to say in response to this
and failed. So I shall say nothing, as I have nothing positive to say and it's not fair to take that out on you
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:47, Reply)

oh noes, what happened?
Do you not get to go on anymore? Or did you go on and get booted out immediately?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:48, Reply)

Oh no, haven't heard yet
Just less well-inclined to respond to gentle digs in good humour than I might normally be
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:52, Reply)

I wasn't digging, I was trying to get points because I remembered something about your life
I wanted an x, Aberracion got one.

*kicks pebble*
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:54, Reply)

Oh, this is getting silly now
You can win, I don't mind if you win as long as I get the kisses.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:55, Reply)

I want the trophy.
I'm all about the materialism.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:57, Reply)

Well, you can have it in your cupboard of trophies
We'll know it's mine, but we'll keep it secret.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 17:00, Reply)

Oh, oops
I thought you were reminding me of something that I was hoping for that hasn't been fulfilled... Sorry! In which case, MASSIVE POINTS, Kitty
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:56, Reply)

and I'm back in the lead!

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:57, Reply)

Aberracion has effectively promised me kisses if you win
So, you win

*puckers up*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:59, Reply)

Did I, when did I say that?
I said, I don't mind if she gets the points as long as I get the kisses. You misanderstood me completely! You're losing kissing points now.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 17:01, Reply)

I think you were promised a peck on the cheek
Not a pecker between the...oh, never mind.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 17:02, Reply)