I'm sure if I trawled your facebook
I could find a picture of you in a dress.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 11:25, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Probably before he did the run, too

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 11:28, Reply)

And I'm sure if I trawled your Facebook I could produce enough fwap to encase East Anglia in some sort of hideous manfat cocoon,
but that wouldn't do anything for charity, now, would it.

Anyway, I think - THINK - you might be disappointed in that respect. I tranny up incredibly rarely, I don't think the decriers of my sexuality need the extra ammunition.

And, er, obviously dresses look terrible on me due to my broad, manly shoulders
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 11:28, Reply)

Only if you have a Penny Crayon obsession

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 11:30, Reply)

My facebook is pretty devoid of fwap fodder
I'm not photogenic in the slightest. Unless you're a fat fetishist :D
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 11:31, Reply)

Or, as stated above, a cartoon girl fetishist

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 11:31, Reply)

That's what attracted Wiggy to me.
He was gutted when he found out I couldn't draw.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 11:49, Reply)

Unfortunately for you
I am a bit of a leg fetishist. And I also have a thing for girls who can dance. You probably should have been able to suss these points from pics of my girlfriend!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 11:35, Reply)

ha I can't dance!

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 11:50, Reply)

I'd love to be able to do what you can do
Seriously. So would Ms Foxtrot
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 11:53, Reply)

I thangyou
it's not that tricky, it's just strength and ability to withstand pain.

I've got the whiniest girl in my beginners class, she's doing my head in. Every time she tries to do anything she stops in the middle and whines that it hurts. I tried to be sympathetic, then I was more blunt, now I just want to tell her to MTFU.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 11:56, Reply)

It's supposed to hurt! Isn't it?
From what my very basic experience of pole dancing has led me to believe, the difference between those who can do it and those who can't is fucking impressive arm, core and thigh muscles. Otherwise bloody everyone would do it!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 11:57, Reply)

You build it up as you go along so theoretically anyone could have a go
even lolfatties can do it, it just takes them longer to build up enough muscles to support their larger frames. And theoretically they should get thinner doing it.

It does indeed hurt, the friction causes pole burn. But you build up a resistance to it. That is of course unless you insist on stopping every time you get the slightest twinge and then wrapping a bloody jumper around your arm to protect it, thereby losing all grip and stability. Grrr.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 12:01, Reply)

Yes it hurts
It's exercise, if it doesn't hurt/burn then you're not doing it properly. With pole dancing there are also the bruises, but hanging upside down by your legs is awesome!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 12:04, Reply)

Christ, you too?
Is it catching?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 12:08, Reply)

A friend of mine does it, and teaches it sometimes too
A few of us had a laugh on the pole a few times, it's fun! My best trick is running at it, jumping, grabbing, and spinning around it like a loon.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 12:13, Reply)

Yes, that is the best bit so far :-)
We actually have a pole at home so that Ms Foxtrot can practice. Have only been on it when drunk thus far though
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 12:15, Reply)