Off TopicAre you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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It was a deliberate trap anywayI'm secretly a massive sex pest who would fuck anything, regardless of gender, age, ethnicity or relation
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 11:55,
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latest was 16 years ago)
See you on Sunday then?I sure as hell won't be able to outrun you after a 10K jog
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 11:56, Reply)
I was doing 10k runs when I was 12I could easily catch you on any given day
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 12:01,
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I was playing rugby when I was 12Not well, I couldn't see a fucking thing without my glasses and it's a stupid game anyway, so I stopped as soon as I could. My point is that 16 years may have passed since you last did a 10K jog
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 12:10, Reply)
I used to love playing rugbyAll that rough and tumble with the boys, and reaching for balls in the scrum...
Mmm...
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 12:15,
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telling the truth on QOTW?!stop bucking trends.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 11:56,
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It was a lie, actuallyI wouldn't touch you with a shitty stick
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 11:58,
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that's goodI wouldn't like to be touched with a shitty stick.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 11:59,
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With a nose like yoursYou ought to be grateful for anything you get
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 12:16,
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God you're such a horrible bastardIf you didn't crack me up I'd chase you out of here with a pitchfork and a velociraptor
If it's any consolation, I'd do you, Kitty
(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 12:18, Reply)
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