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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I hated the middle aged women who used to stand in a pile at one end chatting about fucking nothing, really messing up your attempts to do length

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 12:57, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
Pfffffft
'do a length'
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 12:58, Reply)
hurr hurr, you said "do length"

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 12:58, Reply)
*cockfives*

(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 13:00, Reply)
Ew

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 13:00, Reply)
it's alright
I wiped it first
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 13:01, Reply)
Oh Bert, I just cleaned those curtains!

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 13:02, Reply)
I used baby Rosie Ceildhbandh's bib

(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 13:03, Reply)
So you wiped it on a sheet of plastic covered in regurgitated breast milk and tears?

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 13:06, Reply)
it makes me feel like a big man

(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 13:07, Reply)
Isn't there enough partially curdled milk underneath your helmet already?
Adding more will just make you look old and incapable of taking care of yourself.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 13:09, Reply)
I polish my helmet 5 times a night
it's in pristine condition
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 13:16, Reply)
Ah, this would be how you make it glow in the dark
And attract moths to its dull, throbbing radiance
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 13:18, Reply)
You're getting awfully lippy
for a guy who looks like Sigourney Weaver's effeminate sister
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 13:24, Reply)
I don't know whether that's a more or less embarrassing comparison
than my friend telling me I look like a deformed version of Twiggy.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 13:31, Reply)
I'd say less
at least Sigourney has an element of masculinity about her
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 13:34, Reply)
Yes, but it's going to be more difficult to masturbate
If I see Sigourney staring back at me in the mirror
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 13:40, Reply)
shush you

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 13:02, Reply)
NO!
RAH RAH RAH RAH RAH!
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 13:03, Reply)
Want your bad romance...

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 13:05, Reply)
Wow, I'm flattered, I really am!
Don't think it's appropriate though, as you're betrothed to Donkey Gums
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 13:06, Reply)

betrothed sold
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 13:07, Reply)
He's not accepted yet!
At the moment I'm just slavering over him
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 13:09, Reply)

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