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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Poor kitty at BGB's house
He was so scare of you! Couldn't stop looking at you all night.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 8 Jul 2010, 13:54, 1 reply, 16 years ago)
It was entirely his choice to sit by the kitchen door
and watch me snore off my alcohol-induced haze until such time as Pookie came in and put the kettle on.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 13:55, Reply)
That wasn't Pookie

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 13:56, Reply)
Whoops. (I'm awful with names these days)
Who was it then?
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 13:59, Reply)
I'm not sure tbh, I just know Pookie got up after me
Could it have been Halfy?
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:06, Reply)
No, it looked too old to be Halfy
And definitely too tall to be the cat
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:09, Reply)
Not a clue then...
EDIT: Actually, it probably was Pookie, I forget you didn't wake up until we'd been moving round for a few minutes.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:12, Reply)
that just sounds dirty

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 13:59, Reply)
Next time I'll give the cellar a good clean so people can sleep down there.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:07, Reply)
I actually found your kitchen floor perfectly comfortable
Slept quite well, though that might have just been the consequence of drinking enough beer to knock me out for the night.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:16, Reply)
Or the powers of the cat
Making you unconcious by looking at you.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:17, Reply)
Yes but if you sleep in the cellar then you won't be woken up so early.
Or you may end up sharing my bed depending on the secret 'eeny meeny miny mo' I did.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:19, Reply)

secret
biased
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:21, Reply)
Who shared your bed?

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:23, Reply)
Friday night it was Tourettes and Saturday night it was Aberaccion.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:24, Reply)
Oh phwoar.
I'm jealous of all involved
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:25, Reply)
Tourettes kept swearing in her sleep.
Aberaccion was lovely. She didn't hog the bed or move around or make a sound. It was like sleeping with a dead person without the smell.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:28, Reply)

smell sex
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:31, Reply)
You're joking!
That's the most amazing thing ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:32, Reply)
I sleep without moving and not making a sound. not even breathing.
sometimes I do it with my eyes open, it's proper freaky, or so I've been told.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:40, Reply)
That poor terrified girl feigned sleep all night.

(I helped save b3ta! Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:33, Reply)
Did you find cat hair in your grundies?

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:20, Reply)
His bellend was rubbed raw
cats' tongues are like sandpaper.

At least it was finally clean of nobcheese and excrement from his frequent bumdering missions
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:26, Reply)
Well, I did wake up to find the little fucker parading round the kitchen in them...

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:26, Reply)

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