I used to blog, but in a fit of anger deleted the entire thing. Bit gutted.
And can I have both please? Although I don't think I could afford your escorts :-(
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 13:55, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

they're really not that expensive
I'm trying to put single moms through school, see?
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 13:57, Reply)

Ahh, I see
Hmm, in that case, put me down for a Cleveland Steamer, followed by a Monkeyface.

Or if that's a little extreme, ask if any of your girls are interested in an Angry Pirate?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:06, Reply)

it's not about what they are interested in, it's about what you are interested in!

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:28, Reply)

Marvellous
Btw, are you only saying that because you don't know what those things are?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:29, Reply)

I know what they are!

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:34, Reply)

This is, of course, the point in a real-life conversation
where the room inexplicably goes silent just in time for you to say,
"No, AA, I have no idea what a Cleveland Steamer is, let alone a Monkeyface...please explain them both to me."
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:36, Reply)

Haha, definitely
Monkeyface is still the funniest thing I've ever heard of.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:38, Reply)

I agree
and Voltaire's Glove is the worst.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:41, Reply)

It's pretty mingin

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:08, Reply)

Wow
You are a terrible human being, haha
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:36, Reply)

actually I only know what an angry pirate is

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:38, Reply)

Monkeyface
Cleveland Steamer
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:40, Reply)