is anyone still mucking about?
due to once upon a time signing up to become an ordained reverend ONLINE I am now being asked to officiate a wedding ceremony for my two lezbo pals

begin rant
I DON'T KNOW WTF I AM DOING HERE
She's no help, all she says is "we'll figure something out" "I'll look at whatever you e-mail me"
and it's literally a month from yesterday!!!!
cunt cunt cunt cunt CUNT
end rant

what's for tea?
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 20:19, 8 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

How exciting!!!!!!
I'm sure you can find some thing on-line if you look hard enough.
( girlinthehole, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 20:32, Reply)

I reckon it's just as good to do the same as a regular wedding
but really, I don't know what I'm doing and I don't like her lackadaisical attitude toward the whole thing because if I screw up I will hate her
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 20:55, Reply)

Her lacksdaisical attitude is a blessing.
Just ask her what she wants from you. You're funny and sweet so shouldn't be a problem.
( girlinthehole, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 21:10, Reply)

oh man, you're so right, but I reckon she'll end up being a bridezilla tbh
she's a bit mental when things don't go her way so it's sort of scaring me that she hasn't told me exactly what she wants

I really work better with specific instructions

thanks BGB, you're the cat's meow
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 21:20, Reply)

If she thought you'd screw it up then she wouldn't have asked you.

( girlinthehole, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 21:29, Reply)

just cause I'm a fake reverend

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 21:48, Reply)

^^this
Google The Fuck Up.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 23:03, Reply)

It's a good job you don't massively over react
Or you'd be right up shit creek.
(The Boy Monders I have ginger bits in my beard., Fri 9 Jul 2010, 9:31, Reply)