But what kind of bread did you have?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 9:30, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

crusty French bread.
It was so good. Fillet steak, 20 seconds each side, thinly sliced. Spinach leaves, butter, fried onion. Oh man.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 9:42, Reply)

Hows your scar?
I cut my hand on the bread knife on saturday so I know how you feel.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 9:45, Reply)

do you want some of my diclofenac?
I can't see my scar. It's somewhere under the bump of my contracting uterus and along the minge-line. I require a series of small mirrors.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 9:50, Reply)

Nah, I'm being a brave little soldier.
Just take a photo with your phone and then look at it then accidentally send it to everyone in your phonebook.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 9:52, Reply)

Blimey, you're lucky.
Mrs V had a ripply line from belly button to curlies.
Of course, it's faded away completely now and there's absolutely no sign of it left*

*May not be entirely true
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Fri 9 Jul 2010, 9:55, Reply)

I was supposed to have the classical vertical incision
but they saw a gap and went for it and wahey, no blood transfusion either. It was really cool, I enjoyed it. We had our own choice of music on and the whole team of about 10 people were female except for the scrub nurse.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:13, Reply)

that's excellent news
minimal damage and blood loss is always good!

congrats :-)
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:15, Reply)

I got a scar that runs from around my belly button to the top of my groin.
Because I've put on weight since the operation, the belly has expanded, but not where the scar is, because scar tishue can't expand like normal skin.

Anyway, it looks like I've got a bum and bumhole on my front.

God, I'm so sexy, I was walking down the road the other day, and someone yelled out "Oi ! Sexy !" I turned around and pointed to myself and made a 'huh? you talking to me' jesture, and they yelled out "I don't see any other sexy people walking along... anyway, have a nice day, bye".
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:00, Reply)

NEEDS MOAR MUSTARD

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 9:49, Reply)

Dijon, deffo, or maybe creamed horseraddish, oh I just don't know, I wouldn't want to ruin this.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 9:55, Reply)

Oh man, that sounds awesome !
If I had a sandwich of that magnatude, I think I could quite sucessfully say that would be one of the best days of my life.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 9:54, Reply)