This is the third time this has been posted
I'm not donating on principle
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:25, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

on principle because I'm a cunt
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:26, Reply)

I'm with Bert on this one
Twice is pushing it, thrice is SPAM SPAMSPAM SPAMMITY SPAAAAAAAAAM!
( djtrialprice, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:34, Reply)

Give and I'll go.
*edit* - Ooops,didn't mean to sound quite so pushy, but, c'mon chaps. A couple of quid - what's that to you?
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:36, Reply)

I donate money to Barnardos every month
and I've never had an orphan in return.

Fucking chugger cunts
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:37, Reply)

pay money and you'll stop spamming!?
That's not how a community chat board works.
( djtrialprice, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:38, Reply)

My apologies. One does get carried away at times.

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:40, Reply)

nae borra neebor
Here pal, c'mere and hae a Tennents Super wi yer ol' dad
( djtrialprice, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:56, Reply)

Cheersh, Da.

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:06, Reply)

I've got no end of friends and colleagues doing stuff to raise money for charity
So much that I think before donating based on many factors - how well I know the person, what they're doing, who the charity is.

I've given to DiT and PJM in the past year after they announce on b3ta. Tell us once and leave it at that. No one likes spam.
( djtrialprice, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:45, Reply)

Yes, I thought that was the point you were making before.
If you've done any fundraising you'll know it's easy to over-reach.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:49, Reply)

^this
plus, I'm fucking skint at the moment.

at least Darth isn't a runner normally. It fucks me off when people who run every day for enjoyment decide that they should be sponsored for a run.

I shaved my beard off a few years back and raised a couple of hundred quid for charity. It caused me great distress. I want to see equal effort in other people's charity shenanigans.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:50, Reply)

What do you look like without the beard?
- and good for you, matey.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:53, Reply)

It was a traumatic experience getting my chest length hair cut off
but felt slightly good knowing my four years work was going to a wig maker to make hairpieces for people undergoing chemotherapy.
( djtrialprice, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:06, Reply)

I read that as
"Getting my lengthy chest-hair cut off"
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:21, Reply)

I appear to have a much rounder face
look younger.

it freaked me out.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:10, Reply)

Looked younger you say?
Keep that in reserve for when you hit 40. Shave beard - et voila, 30 again.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:12, Reply)

no way
I'm going to be that guy with a long pointy beard, big mad hair and a waistcoat.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:14, Reply)

Going to be?

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:18, Reply)

my hair isn't big and mad enough yet

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:21, Reply)

I shaved my balls
for Vietnamese schoolgirls
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:57, Reply)

That's what Vips means - you shave your balls anyway,
Claiming to do it in exchange for Vietnamese schoolgirls is duplicitous. (Probably were schoolboys anyway.)
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:03, Reply)

It's up to me who I choose to donate to
I won't have some 80s reject dictate to me where my money goes, just because he's doing a fun run
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:37, Reply)

Saying that though, I reckon if we band together, we could beat the top-donation spot and give the name something like E.D.L
And the comment being "Fuck it, £30.01 to stop them coming here? Worth every penny".
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:44, Reply)

but if people stopped coming here
I'd only have myself to argue with
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:57, Reply)

I'll admit I've spread the net a bit wide on this
and I'm happy to apologise to DJTP and Bert if my chugging has gotten annoying. I get quite involved whenever we come up with some silly-arse way to raise money for charity and don't know where the line is. As Vipros says, I'm not in the habit of running (or wasn't, at all, six months ago, I have done some training for this) and am sure as hell not in the habit of jogging through London in a tutu, whatever you might have heard to the contrary, I'm not planning to ask people to give me money to run at any point in the future. Next charity thing will be something I've never done before. Maybe I'll deliberately start an argument for no discernable reason, or just MTFU and talk back to someone in real life.

I am nonetheless extremely grateful to Larry for his attempts to raise money on our behalf however, and for the idea of the tutu which has more than doubled our sponsorship total since I decided to use it.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:01, Reply)

Fuck off, you cunt
I think standard procedure dictates that you keep the link as your sig, that way anyone who is interested will donate.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:02, Reply)

Good idea, Bertyboy. Make a note Mr.Foxtrot.

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:05, Reply)

^this
That's what Devil in Tights did, the madcap wife murderer. (No apology necessary, I'm not upset or owt just sounding off).
( djtrialprice, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:05, Reply)

Gotcha.
- but you still don't want to cough up just to get Darth off your back?
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:16, Reply)

Link's too long to fit into my sig
Several B3tans have kindly contributed, am happy to let it go now to be honest
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:19, Reply)

Unnerstood.
Enjoy the run. And behave yourself - you know what I mean.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:22, Reply)

Thanks for all your help Larry
I appreciate it
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:26, Reply)