I cannot assist with this.
I'm miserable as sin this week.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:58, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Buy a basil plant.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:59, Reply)

Plants die under my aegis.
At least with no cat I could get some house plants that might survive.

:(
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 13:00, Reply)

My sunflowers are flowering at the moment
this makes me a bit happy.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 13:00, Reply)

Buy a basil plant tonight on your way home

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 13:02, Reply)

I have a plant Noel bought me at the bash and it's still alive.
Usually I can manage Cacti and Aspidestra but any other plant dies within moments of living with me.
( girlinthehole, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 13:07, Reply)

there's your problem
don't put it under your aegis.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 13:11, Reply)

My flat is one big aegis.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 13:12, Reply)

lol
more lol
( girlinthehole, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 13:12, Reply)

But why my dear : (

( girlinthehole, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:59, Reply)

Kid problems
Money problems
Cat problems
Home problems

I've had e-fucking-nough...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 13:01, Reply)

What's wrong with the cat?

( girlinthehole, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 13:04, Reply)

it ate the kids and all the money

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 13:05, Reply)

haha

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 13:19, Reply)

He's moving out at start of August, to Farnborough.
I'll really miss him.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 13:07, Reply)

They grow up so fast and leave.

( girlinthehole, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 13:09, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9Dg736G2g8
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 13:05, Reply)

against my better nature, I posted a link to a cute video of a kitten on Youtube to cheer you up
and nobody even notices, that's the last time I try to reach out

:'((((((((((((((((((
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 13:44, Reply)

Sorry old boy, it had the opposite effect
but thanks for trying.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 13:51, Reply)

Sorry I assumed it would be of roadkill or something

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 14:01, Reply)

oh my god it actually was of a kitten
srsly
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 14:01, Reply)

I went to special effort, Kitty
Special effort to make another human being feel good about himself. I believe that's called progress
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 14:07, Reply)

I have now watched it and went 'aww'
so thank you Bert, you have made my day a little brighter.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 14:10, Reply)

I like you, Kitty
You remind me a little bit of my ex, except for your puppy fat and Concorde-esque hooter, that is.

Edit This might cheer you up: www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/7880700/Baby-kestrel-recovering-from-broken-leg.html
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 14:14, Reply)

Thanks
now I need cheering up for my original problem and for my apparently hideous facial features.

Luckily for you that kestrel was cute enough that I won't put you on ignore.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 14:52, Reply)

you can be reassured that you have a nice body to distract from the terrible face.
you're welcome
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 14:53, Reply)

oh thanks
you're getting pushed off the Smug Croissant.

EDIT: although now I can answer Darth's earlier barbed compliments question.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 14:54, Reply)

I was trying to cheer you up by allowing you to answer his question
clearly I think you have a wonderful visage
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 14:57, Reply)

check the front page

(PsychoChomp, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 15:00, Reply)

for what?

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 15:07, Reply)

I thought you would hilariously link this to me
www.b3ta.com/board/10117455
(PsychoChomp, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 15:08, Reply)

he was ticking off the fact that it was still there
on his clipboard
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 15:08, Reply)

Seriously starting to build respect for you now, Kitts
and I will probably be nicer to you from now on
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 14:54, Reply)

I'm concerned.
This must be how the Conservatives felt when Robert Mugabe said he supported them.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 14:55, Reply)

I've been miserable all week
Monday and Tuesday were MD related sadness, but now I'm just all about the hate. There's this stupid tool in my life who really hacks me off and most of our friends dislike him too, but he still continues to dominate the social circle, it's really starting to wear me down.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 13:02, Reply)

If most of your friends dislike him
then gang up and destroy him. It is the only way. Or poop on his doorstep.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 13:06, Reply)

Have you tried being an adult and stopped inviting him out and tell him that you don't like him and then stub all of his felt tips on the desk?

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 13:06, Reply)

the problem is all the other guys still invite him out so he's always there
because they're blokes so they don't care enough to cause an argument. They all complain about what a dick he is but they still include him in everything.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 13:20, Reply)

There's only one thing for a girl to do in this sort of situation.
Fake cry.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 13:21, Reply)

Ha I don't think they care enough about me and my crocodile tears for that to work

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 13:25, Reply)

Do it in the pub
and some twat will come over and have a go at them
(PsychoChomp, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 13:27, Reply)

just tell Wiggy to fuck off

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 13:11, Reply)

hahahah
poor Wiggs
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 13:20, Reply)