I say "make it so"

(PsychoChomp, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 16:04, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I always go with "GOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLL*
Then run around the bedroom doing airplanes
( Theoban What of it, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 16:11, Reply)

good job you're on your own most of the time then

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 16:12, Reply)

If someone did this after sex
I would piss myself laughing and ask to see them again.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 16:13, Reply)

It's not just when I orgasm, when I successfully get a mouthful of soup in my gob without pouring it on my chest I do it in the restaurant too

( Theoban What of it, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 16:14, Reply)

you laugh but I'm usually wearing some of my lunch
it's not a sign of retardedness *sobs*
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 16:25, Reply)

Just before, I look the woman in the eye and say "Who wants to live forever?"
Then, at the vinegar strokes, I laugh loudly and shout "DIIIIIVVVVEEEE!"
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 16:13, Reply)

I like to go with the post-coitus high five.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 16:14, Reply)

This rocks so much!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 16:15, Reply)

do you mean to tell me that you have never high fived your partner after sex?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 16:18, Reply)

You're all barely sentient cro-magnons
After intercourse, all that should be done is you should give your sexual partner a firm handshake, a pat on the bottom, and then throw their body in the canal
( Theoban What of it, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 16:20, Reply)

this is my favourite post today.

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 16:21, Reply)

This made me officelol
and I can't explain myself
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 16:25, Reply)

just read it out verbatim

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 16:26, Reply)

they already think I'm weird
and that I laugh at child abuse.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 16:34, Reply)

good
goooood
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 16:36, Reply)

Not yet, no
I actually feel ashamed.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 16:21, Reply)

you may need to build up to it
as it needs to be spontaneous.

you need to introduce high-fiving into your relationsip. don't overdo it though.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 16:22, Reply)

Oh we high-five, just haven't done so after sex
Yet.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 16:23, Reply)

then maybe you just aren't good enough to warrant it
my next goal is going for the spontaneous post-coital high-then-low five.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 16:26, Reply)

I take umbrage at that
I like to think it's because I leave her without the energy for a high-five.
Stupid Rohypnol
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 16:28, Reply)

But only if you both attain satisfaction I hope
otherwise it's just empty and wrong
( djtrialprice, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 16:19, Reply)

goes without saying
if you both aren't satisfied then the proposer of the high five is just going to be left hanging, and no one wants that
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 16:19, Reply)

I go with the standard
"Take two bottles into the shower? No, I just Wash & Go."
Then jizz in their hair.
( djtrialprice, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 16:18, Reply)

I've taken a leaf out of the book of a character from Weeds
and now shout "LEGENDARY!"
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 16:19, Reply)

As just before reaching the vinegar strokes,
you should say "this is Legen-wait for it..." pause while you cum, then go "...dary" afterwards.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 16:25, Reply)

a la Barney Stinson?
I could manage that
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 16:25, Reply)

Bang on.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 16:27, Reply)

oh I will

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 16:31, Reply)

who says that?

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 16:26, Reply)

I can't believe I can't remember his name
*googles*

Doug
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 16:30, Reply)

I thought it might be him
I can't remember him saying it though.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 16:33, Reply)