I donno on this one, don't even know where I'm going with it.
But when you poo'd on each other, did you throw the sheets out afterwards, or did you clean them up? I've never poo'd on anyone, or been poo'd on by someone. My friend's brother had a kid once and we were all at the park, and my friend's brother was chucking the kid up in the air and catching it. The kid did a sick and it landed on my shoe, the sick was white so it was probably boobie juice, which therefore ticked off a few boxes for me, but not the 'poo' box, which is what I want to be ticked off some day.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 17:52, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I just left
not very gentlemanly of me, I know, but I had to get to work. I'm hoping that she kept the shit-stained sheets as a shrine to our wondrous night together. I've still got the condom in my pocket
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 17:55, Reply)

I read a story once about "The human garbage man".
He would go around buying condoms of prozzys and sucking out the insides, his goal was to get every single STI going, and he would eat nappys from cancer wards.

True story.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 18:00, Reply)

He's my hero in many ways.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 18:01, Reply)

You're my hero, Gonz
but only because you've made me feel like being described as 'shit in bed' is a compliment
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 18:31, Reply)

Being 'shit in bed' certainly shows open mindedness.
No, wait, the second time would be open mindedness, the first time I imagine would just be shock.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 19:08, Reply)