why do you need to be pimped out
with smooth chat like yours?

although you will have to work hard on your selfish moist flapjack hooning habits.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 18:45, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Alas, I'm not the lathario I appear to be.
And I'm to stupid to say I'm more some other greek character. I donno litrature that well.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 18:51, Reply)

homer?
see what i did there, implying you might be a gayer...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 18:54, Reply)

The only homer I know is that bloke from The Simpsons.
I don't think that's the same bloke though, he ain't gay.

Is there some greek/roman/whatever dude called 'homer' and that's where 'homosexual' comes from? Woh', something new learnt every day.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 18:59, Reply)

yes he was a greek philosopher
no he wasn't gay. i was just punning on the homer/homo thing. it doesn't stand up to much analysis, to be fair.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 19:00, Reply)

I would have believed you and spent the next week stating my new found fact, as fact.
You only have to be 1% smarter than someone else to be smarter. The trick is being exactly 1% smarter, so you're not wasting any effort being unnessersarly smart.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 19:04, Reply)

see lampito's post below
for confirmation that i don't even manage 1%
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 19:07, Reply)

To be fair, I donno the differance between a philospher and a poet/author.
What do philospher's do these days anyway? That's a proffesion that has seen the struggle of The Credit Crunch, I thought it was advertising that was first to go, but I guess you never see profesional philosphers these days.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 19:10, Reply)

ask enzyme
he is bloody good at it!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 19:11, Reply)

Oh', ok. I just googled it to see....
... seems they influence people to do things, like hitler and starlin and justin biebbiiebieiieriier's marketing team.

Man, that would be so cool, I wouldn't need money, I'd get people to give me stuff instead. I donno what I would prefer, everything I wanted for free, or a huge unexorstable pot of money.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 19:18, Reply)

the money
then you could give it to other people as you would have an unlimited supply of more money.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 19:23, Reply)

Oh, fair enough, makes sense.
And so ends the invention of my own 'chicken/egg' thing.

I'm hungry, donno what to have for dinner.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 19:27, Reply)

chicken or eggs?
hahahaa...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 19:35, Reply)

SADDEST of SAD FACES.
I might get a kabab.

I want sushi but I'm not some sort of bilionare who can eat sushi twice a week.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 19:39, Reply)

Homer wasn't a philosopher, just a poet/author
(who most likely didn't exist, but shit gets complicated)

He's fuckin' a though
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 19:05, Reply)

Like Will Smith?
I like him, you seen that Independance Day film?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 19:07, Reply)

I have never seen that Independence Day film
but I did enjoy Men in Black.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 19:13, Reply)

It's good, you should check it out.
It's about these aliens that come down to earth and then loads of stuff gets blown up and then will smith smokes a cigar and punches an alien in the head and yells "welcome to earth".
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 19:18, Reply)

me too.
but mostly because it has tommy lee jones in it
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 19:21, Reply)