i always spend
waaaay too much on presents, so i won't give a figure. but i will say that so long as she likes it who gives a flying f*ck what your ex thinks, presents are just between you and your daughter.

get used to it, because you are going to spend the next 16 years sneaking her clothes and haircuts to spoil her rotten that the ex won't like!!!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 10:46, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

One exclamation mark is enough thanks.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 10:47, Reply)

IS IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 10:49, Reply)

multiple exclamation marks are a sign of a diseased mind

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 10:50, Reply)

when i want your opinion
on my punctuation or anything else i'll ask for it, thank you very much.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 10:49, Reply)

Someone got out of bed the wrong side this morning.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 10:53, Reply)

oh
go and gaz yourself to amorous badger you epic fail you.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 10:54, Reply)

Quick call your army of sweaty fans to give you an idea for a better comeback

(PsychoChomp, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 10:56, Reply)

sure
what's your phone number?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 10:56, Reply)

0800 F-U-C-K-O-F-F

(PsychoChomp, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 10:57, Reply)

stop being American

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 10:58, Reply)

Yeah, and using the wrong number of digits,
generally quite a shit post.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 11:01, Reply)

Woh', what's with all the bullying?
I don't understand it, why would someone be so mean? I don't know what's wrong with you these days, but you've turned mean.

It's a cold, cold, COLD, day on /offtopic when one person can bully another with such harsh worlds =(
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 11:05, Reply)

gonzo to the rescue
that was swoon-tastic
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 11:09, Reply)

Oh Rachel, when are we going to do a Eachel and Joey and go out, only to realise we're not right for eachother and then I move to Florida and get my own show and you end up with Owen Wilson?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 11:41, Reply)

because
basically you have just dumped me before it even started, and i can't take that kind of rejection.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 12:01, Reply)

But I can still mark it down as a relationship in my books, yeah'?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 12:24, Reply)

I'm sorry gonz,
I've let you down, I've let offtopic down but most of all I've let myself down.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 11:11, Reply)

I don't know how you can sleep at night, it's rather stuffy.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 11:39, Reply)

I'm not getting enough sleep at the moment gonz :(

(PsychoChomp, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 12:01, Reply)

I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW IT'S A GLANDULAR PROBLEM YOU INSENSITIVE SHIT!

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 10:58, Reply)

i do love the fact
that you tacitly admitted to being a fan though.

/lawyer
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 11:00, Reply)

Ha! Got me with your legal mumbo-jumbo

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 11:09, Reply)

don't worry
you would win on any amount of number crunching scenarios
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 11:11, Reply)