No chance - I'm like the Pope.
Inflammable.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Mon 12 Jul 2010, 11:51, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

you do realise that inflammable
means extremely flammable?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 11:52, Reply)

Fuck - *burnt*

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Mon 12 Jul 2010, 11:53, Reply)

definitely not
infailable
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 11:54, Reply)

Nor are you, clearly
(It's "infallible")
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 12:01, Reply)

she was making a wordplay on the word 'fail'
You complete and utter FAIL
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 12:03, Reply)

Yeah, subtlety's going to be a bit lost on me today

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 12:06, Reply)

I hope Mr Wobble accidentally flattens you in an abseiling accident

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 12:07, Reply)

It was intentional
The Pope is infallible (not) and Larry is not in(fail)able. It was a very poor effort, but it was intentional

Edit: pretty much that thanks Bert
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 12:04, Reply)

KICK HIM IN THE FUCKING TITS

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 12:05, Reply)

Take your wordiness and shove it right up your cock.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 12:08, Reply)

not enough space :(

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 12:10, Reply)

Inflammable An old-fashioned, draconian twat of an ex-Nazi purporting to be the earthly representative of an extremely popular imaginary friend.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 12:03, Reply)

Hey don't blame him that god hates fags

(PsychoChomp, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 12:06, Reply)

But loves a good Hamlet?
You're right, I can't help but think this god feller had a gay experience at university that went badly wrong, so now he acts like Michael Portillo or Peter Mandelson and pretends it never happened.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 12:11, Reply)

wut?
Peter Mandelson?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 12:20, Reply)

Based on my error of judgement above
I'm trying to work out whether you're being subtly sarcastic
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 12:22, Reply)

You didn't mention chorister-bumming,


Edit- so kind of you not to have pointed out the spelling error, now corrected.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Mon 12 Jul 2010, 12:09, Reply)

Has the Pope actually bummed any choristers himself?
Or does he just watch his henchmen furtively from behind the altar, furiously wanking into the scrunched-up margins of a prayer book?
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 12:15, Reply)

I think you have to bum a certain amount of choristers before you can become pope
it's like levelling up
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 12:16, Reply)