I've been thinking about what I like about myself
And I've come to the decision, it's the fact that I'm a pretty fucking nice guy.

At the minute I'm having a massive fall out with a friend of mine, because she refuses to listen to logic, and I'm not a twat who'll just tell people what they want to hear, they should have grown out of that by now. And when she inevitably gets hurt again, I'll be the first one there to help her.

My current housemate is an absolute fucking waster, but I gave him 2 weeks to move out, rather than just kicking him out the fucking door, the useless twat.

I'll always help friends out, and never hesitate to forgive anyone when they're genuinely sorry.

Change? I wish I was able to be more confident in myself, but that's about as likely as...well, a not very likely thing.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:20, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

You are a very nice man
Trufax.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:24, Reply)

Oh fuck off, emo
give me my crown back
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:30, Reply)

Emo indicates I'm complaining about everyday life
Pretty much that entire post is about me being awesome.

So fuck you Bert, you whiney, insignificant son of a whore

Love you too
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:46, Reply)

"Change? I wish I was able to be more confident in myself, but that's about as likely as...well, a not very likely thing"
You whiney, pissy little girl. Get the hell out of my face and grow a pair.

love you too, roughly. From behind.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:47, Reply)

My lack of confidence makes no difference in my life, it'd just be easier if I wasn't always concerned about how much of a twat I'm looking
I grew a pair when I was in the womb, thought you touched enough kids to know that?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:51, Reply)

that was the most feeble, limp-wristed attempt at an insult I've ever had to force myself to read
I'm not even going to go to the effort of trying to think of a suitable reply. Try harder
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:53, Reply)

Shut it, Thatcher

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:58, Reply)

that's an even worse attempt

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 14:01, Reply)

*does that thing where you make a fist and put it under your other arm*
Go on, love. 'ave 'im
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 14:04, Reply)

sorry
no defending here. Just less of the Thatcher bashing. If you want to laugh at anyone, make it John Major
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 14:12, Reply)

John Major is both more entertaining, and funnier than Bert

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 14:14, Reply)

a friend met John Major
at a lunch a few months back. Said he was funny and self deprecating
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 14:15, Reply)

AA only tries to bully me
because he was sexually abused by his father when he was little
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 14:16, Reply)

Nah, I was too ugly to molest

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 14:25, Reply)

emo

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 14:28, Reply)