I've found the internet to be a much more enjoyable place since I stopped arguing with people and taking things seriously
you should do the same.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:30, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

YOU'RE A FUCKING MONG FACE
Actually, I was watching Seaside Rescue the other day (hell yeah) and there was a guy who looked a lot like you who had hit a guy in the face, accidentally, with his board... was that actually you?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:32, Reply)

if it was me
then my brain erased more of the incident than I had thought
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:33, Reply)

Found out this morning that you have to pay 40% higher water bills than us.
Hahahahahaha!

*turns on tap and leaves to run*
( girlinthehole, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:34, Reply)

yeah, it's shitty
we keep the beaches clean so that northerners can come down and get swept out to sea from them.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:36, Reply)

It's a sort of natural culling process.

( girlinthehole, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:37, Reply)

we'd all prefer it if they did it from their own beaches though

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:46, Reply)

You've little enough work available down there as it is.
If the tourists went then you'd be up shit creek. (Well not you but every one else).
( girlinthehole, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:50, Reply)

I think everyone would accept being a bit poorer if it meant fewer Northerners around.

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:54, Reply)

How would you pay for your croissants?
They're not cheap.
( girlinthehole, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 10:17, Reply)

they are quite cheap
and my job isn't dependent on tourism
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 10:51, Reply)

the red mist came down

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:34, Reply)

'accidentally'
I'm totally picturing Vipros going sick at someone in the waves and stoving their face in with a board. It's cheering me up.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:33, Reply)

I accidentally stoved someone's face in with my board
I had to haul them out of the sea, pissing blood from their mouth.

it was fucking awful.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:34, Reply)

The word "accidentally"
is being used a lot.. maybe too much.

It really did look like you!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:36, Reply)

the actual moments just before impact have actually gone from my memory
but I do recall that I had stood up, got my leash under my foot which caused me to fall backwards off my board.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:40, Reply)

That's what the guy on seaside rescue said.
I'm pretty convinced it was you
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:42, Reply)

where is that set?
perranporth?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:46, Reply)

All over cornwall and Devon

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:49, Reply)

it'd be pretty weird if it was me
but I'm certain it wasn't
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:49, Reply)

Well I'm certain it was
TO THE LIBRARY!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:52, Reply)

bloody hippy.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:32, Reply)