Oh yeah, this happens to me all the time
being QOTW's official best poster has made me an absolute fanny magnet, and we all know that all the hot females in this place be getting hit on all the time, because they're definitely not all toothless, chubby husks of flesh with elephantine faces, oh no.

I think you may not be getting your target audience with this post, Legless
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 10:24, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Gay men hit on me far to much.
Last time was when I was having a piss.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 10:25, Reply)

But gay men don't like women by definition
Are you sure they weren't just complimenting you on your new handbag?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 10:27, Reply)

they probably wanted her to be their fag hag

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 11:07, Reply)

That's because you're an irresistible bear
and from now on I'm going to call you Yogi
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 10:27, Reply)

Well he is smarter than the average bear.

( girlinthehole, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 10:28, Reply)

Maybe he wouldn't have got the wrong impression
if you'd used the urinal rather than his face
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 10:29, Reply)

When you've got to go you've got to go.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 10:34, Reply)

Possibly the only feasible excuse
when begging for your old job back after you left a 'leaving present' on your boss' desk.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 10:36, Reply)