Listen, I'll make a deal with you, yeah'.
I remember when I was at school, everyone had a "If I'm not married by 40" person, and a back up. I had about 3 or 4 of them, but I lost touch.

Anyway, if we're still both virgins by 35, we'll go out and get some whores and coke, rent out a hotel room that charges by the hour, and have a whale of a time (that's if you're into big girls; I'm not sure).
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 11:25, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

It's ok Gonz,
you have a big one, I'll have a little one.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 11:33, Reply)

Cool, I'm not really bothered eaither way, I figure if they're going to be doing that sort of thing to me, and I'm going to do that sort of thing to them...
... It's not really my place to be judgemental if they like a KFC every few days.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 11:44, Reply)

Yeah, but none of the smackhead ones are chubby
and I really like that dead look in their eyes.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 11:58, Reply)