Not close, but very intimate via the medium of Facevag

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 23:18, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

pretty much
luckily not her RLVag given the extension (no idea what the word is)
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 23:21, Reply)

DIlation I think...

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 23:23, Reply)

horrific mental images
this reminds me of why I shall never have children
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 23:24, Reply)

^ this
I vividly remember, at the age of about 10 I would guess, being told how babies are born following the birth of my youngest cousin.
'WHAT?! They come out of WHERE? But babies are massive!'. The initial shock and disgust has been tempered somewhat by the passage of time but the reaction remains greatly the same - there just ain't no fucking way.
(berk, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 23:27, Reply)

biology class
age 11 they showed us a birth video (quite obviously to inspire the reaction I had which was being violently sick and vowing never to have children). I couldn't believe that no-one else felt ill, and some of them were even cooing over the end product
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 23:29, Reply)

Yeah, I was present
during part of my sisters labour. I genuinely can't say that the eventual production of small screaming thing swayed me. The main things I recall are lots of swearing and the midwife coming in to check on my sister and saying 'You're about 8cm dilated, so just a few more to go' and thinking that there is abso-fucking-lutely nothing about the words 'eight centimetres' that I want to be used in conjunction with that part of my anatomy, thanks.
(berk, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 23:38, Reply)

spare a thought for poor TGB then

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 8:03, Reply)

Clungebook surely?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 8:38, Reply)