Granddads are the best
mine is a cantankerous, miserable old misogynistic git. I love him to bits and look upon him as my only male role model.
Sorry for your loss and all that, at least until I can think of a joke, or a way of changing the lyrics to Lady Gaga's 'Paparazzi' so that it includes something about Granddads dying of Lung cancer anyway.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 23:29, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

"I'm your biggest nurse, I'll sponge you down until you're happy,
Grandad's, Grandad's raspy!"
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 23:31, Reply)

You're better than me!
*high five*
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 23:33, Reply)

:D

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 23:36, Reply)

Wait, I got it!
Baby ain't no other superkings in my Lungs-y,
Papa-Papacarcinomas

...yeah, that was shit. Totally not worth it.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 23:32, Reply)

That was poor
And full of tar
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 23:35, Reply)

What's shit, bald and likes Marlboro reds?
Gail Poor-tar
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 23:36, Reply)

Redeemed

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 23:36, Reply)

I'm the best Granddad on the internet.
Trufax.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 23:33, Reply)

If my granddad wasn't a technophobe he'd come in here and kick your arse

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 23:35, Reply)

I'm just a bunch of pixels
so his fists would merely flail helplessly through the binary code for a bit before he gave up and went back to felching kittens.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 23:37, Reply)

My granddad would find a way to make it work
he fought in two world wars, in his mind anyway, he'd proper knack you right in the fuck
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 23:38, Reply)

If my OTHER grandad was online you would not say that

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 23:35, Reply)

Let's fuckin' do 'im, Roota
I don't know who the hell he is, coming around here slagging off people's terminally ill granddads and superhero mental killers. What an insensitive bastard
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 23:37, Reply)

My granddad's more terminally ill than Roota's.
He's been dead for 35 years. Beat that!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 23:40, Reply)

SHIT!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 23:41, Reply)

I noes!
I saw it happen and everything.

I did actually
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 23:42, Reply)

I saw my nana so there
And I have a biological grandad who died 16 years ago.
But I met him twice and he was a prick.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 23:46, Reply)

I wish I could join in
maybe I should make up a grandad
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 23:41, Reply)

Go on
He could be awesome
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 23:44, Reply)

he was fucking awesome
he fought in three world wars, juggled small kittens safely, and only ate peppered ham
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 23:46, Reply)

Legend

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 23:46, Reply)

He's only a legend
if he shot three people, killed one of 'em and then led the coppers a merry dance in the Northumberland countryside for a week.

Anything else is just in the realms of slightlyawesome.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 23:48, Reply)

absolutely
what a man. He died before I was born, but learnt how to timetravel so he could rock me to sleep every night as a baby, and teach me how to fix B-12s as a child
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 23:48, Reply)

But did he blow his brains out on a Northumberland river bank?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 23:51, Reply)

that was his first mistake

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 23:52, Reply)

you say that like there have been others since?

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 23:53, Reply)

blame QOTW
for that joke.

But did you not read about the timetravel?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 23:53, Reply)

of course I did
but following his own timelne, whether he made mistakes in our future or not, they would still be.. oh wait, I have no idea what I'm talking about, causality or something.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 23:57, Reply)

it could be
that killing himself there meant that his timeline ceased. Or that he duplicated himself somehow by doubling back in time and living a second life that would enable him to keep on timetravelling.

Which doesn't work as a theory but is the best I've got to explain my foolish statement
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 0:00, Reply)

Considering the time of day
your brain is working far too efficiently for my liking, and as a result I'm going to lower the tone by saying cock.

'Cock'
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 0:11, Reply)

Rooster
It's an hour later here as well
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 0:16, Reply)

An hour later where?
Are you off on your holidays or something?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 0:25, Reply)

And his last, paradoxically.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 23:53, Reply)