I'm never mean to anyone
I am pure sugar, sweet to everyone. In fact I am so nice they have me lined up for a sainthood. St Badger patron saint of niceness
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 10:12, 5 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Patron saint of punch.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 10:13, Reply)

Oh man that was good punch

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 10:14, Reply)

But were you
NOOORRRRTEE/pissed?
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 14 Jul 2010, 10:17, Reply)

Both, very.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 10:17, Reply)

I have this idea that the appropriate thing to do now is to strikethrough "nice" and replace it with "cavernous"
but I hardly know you, and it seems mean
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 10:13, Reply)

Cavernousness, though.
Nice.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 10:14, Reply)

I read it as carnivorous
I'm pretty sure my vagina hasn't eaten anyone
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 10:15, Reply)

But it loves meat

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 10:18, Reply)

And veg. We've all heard the marrow story.

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Wed 14 Jul 2010, 10:21, Reply)

I dunno
The comparisons with the Sarlacc Pit can't JUST be about size...
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 10:23, Reply)

I drove to Stoke on Friday and played Stobart with my passenger
She refused to play, but that didn't stop me from excitedly yelling at her. I considered texting you at one point, but I was driving, and my friend refused to text you on my phone.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 10:15, Reply)

text your friend now saying I think she is
LAME. On so many levels.

Unless she is actually lame from getting shot in the knee in 'nam
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 10:17, Reply)

She's downstairs (not a euphemism)
She has full use of her limbs though.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 10:18, Reply)

'bless you child'
Patron Saint of lost travellers. They'll always find shelter with you.

Edit: oops a half post completed with 'though they may not know they are sheltering *in* you.'
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 10:16, Reply)

I once gave someone diebities with just one kiss.
I'm THAT sweet, it's almost sickly.

I don't know if this is a good thing or not =(
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:00, Reply)