ALERT, ALERT
Waaaaaaahbulance deletion has occurred. Keep calm and carry on.
( djtrialprice, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 10:22, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

NO, WE MUST ALL GET INTO A TREMENDOUS FLAP ABOUT THIS
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 10:24, Reply)

I didn't like it anyway, too many names
Tommy, Jacqui, Mike...there was even an un-named dead person and something about Wales.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 10:25, Reply)

AND THERE WERE SCROTUMS.

Scrotii?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 10:27, Reply)

Scrota, I'd guess

( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 10:28, Reply)

That would be the feminine form.

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Wed 14 Jul 2010, 10:40, Reply)

No, it's neuter
Like baculum/bacula
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 10:43, Reply)

Why do you do that, K9P? Why?
(Bollux - now you've got me quoting Friends.)
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:21, Reply)

Can't help it, sorry
It's a reflex action from school Latin classes, ca1984
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:23, Reply)

Scrotula

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 10:28, Reply)

Bawbags
At least in Scotland.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 10:29, Reply)

I miss hearing Scottish
swearing. Ya hoo'or!
( djtrialprice, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 10:34, Reply)

South and west Fife is good
Even saying you like someone involves a lot of swearing:

"Ya hoor, sir, I'll tell ye, he's a right guid cunt"
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 10:36, Reply)

*imagines vampyric genitals*
( girlinthehole, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 10:29, Reply)

Great, that'll have me singing "vagina dentata" to myself for the rest of the morning...

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 10:31, Reply)

"what a curious phrase
it means no penis, for the rest of your days!"
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 10:33, Reply)

It's a penis freeeeeeeee
girl cavityyyyyyyyyy
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 10:39, Reply)

One-upped by the wookiee as usual

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 10:41, Reply)

It's how I roll.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 10:51, Reply)

Scrotes?
My preferred pluralisation of 'penis' is 'penii'.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 10:29, Reply)

When do you use a plural of penis?

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Wed 14 Jul 2010, 10:38, Reply)

When describing OT

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 10:41, Reply)

10/10 superb

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:41, Reply)

When talking about more than one penis, I'd imagine
Not usually on the same person, but some animals have more than one.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 10:41, Reply)

I wish they were all dead.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 10:28, Reply)

For me, they all died with the post
Gone but not forgotten. Good old Tommy, he wasn't so bad when you got past his racist tourettes, and Jacqui, what a trooper, sucking off strangers for cigarettes, and dead guy, always there when you needed a door stop.

Mike was a cunt though.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 10:36, Reply)

uncanny! do you know these people!

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 10:38, Reply)

Yeah, i'm moving in with them this afternoon
They were going to give the room to some student teacher
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 10:40, Reply)

first time ive smiled today!! good work fuck face!!!!

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 10:44, Reply)

11/10

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:42, Reply)