Your question is....?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:47, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Should he run in the pink or purple spandex jumpsuit?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:48, Reply)

Or option 3:
'the M4, wearing a non-reflective grey one'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:49, Reply)

I think we should just imagine our own questions. I'll go first.
A: Very gay, Darth, very gay. It really brings out the bumlord in you.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:49, Reply)

I read it as "I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND AND DO EXERCISE LOOK HOW GREAT A PERSON I AM"

(PsychoChomp, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:49, Reply)

I read it as
'please dash my brains out with a cognac bottle'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:50, Reply)

*drains Louis XIII Black Pearl bottle*
*offers*
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:05, Reply)

Not just any girlfriend, but one who is
3 YEARS YOUNGER.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:51, Reply)

"I'M NOT GAY AND I'M SUCESSFUL WITH THE LADIES!"
"ALTHOUGH HER SEXUAL FRUSTRATION IS SUCH THAT SHE HAS TO RUN MARATHONS, I'M A POOR LOVER"
(PsychoChomp, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:52, Reply)

I'd glad he pointed out they were both adults
I don't think I could take another paedomouse incident. I almost died laughing last time
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:53, Reply)

Strictly speaking
He didn't specify their ages. How am I to know that he's not a 17-year old grooming some pubescent teenager who's only just sprouting boobs?
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:57, Reply)

Look at my profile
and tell me those pics of me look like a 17-year-old. Go on, seriously. It'll make my day.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:03, Reply)

You look like Justin Bieber
But with an even gayer haircut.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:15, Reply)

That's not true, is it?
I'm 5'11" for one thing. And Justin Bieber looks about 11.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:24, Reply)

I read your post as "NO WOMAN WOULD TOUCH ME WITH A TEN-FOOT CLOWNPOLE AND I'M JEALOUS OF ANYONE WHO ADVERTISES THE FACT THAT THEY HAVE HAD SEX AT ALL EVER"

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:52, Reply)

I read your post as
CHOMPY IS MORE POPULAR AND FUNNY THAN ME SO I AM GOING TO TAKE A CHEAP SHOT AT HIM
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:53, Reply)

Hardly fair
I was defending myself rather than taking a shot. Is there some sort of pecking order that dictates who can and can't insult people?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:57, Reply)

Yeah basically, I can insult everyone,
everyone can insult everyone else
no one can insult me.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:59, Reply)

No one can insult Gonz
Only straight people can insult Chompy
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:01, Reply)

You can insult Gonz
it just doesn't really work. Like confused water off a well-lubed duck
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:06, Reply)

Shut up gonzo is really the best you can hope for.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:10, Reply)

Woh', ACE !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:12, Reply)

can insult likes
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:01, Reply)

Everyone likes everyone else?
Are you reading the same board?
(PsychoChomp, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:02, Reply)

Very funny, sir
You've been out for 2 days, but came back full of good answers.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:03, Reply)

Compliments AND amazing tapas
I love you, you can stay.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:06, Reply)

Thank you
I'll try to keep it up.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:11, Reply)

Make some more of that sangria while you're at it.
:D
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:18, Reply)

It does seem like a fuckload of people are constantly in violation of that last rule
You'll notice I tend to leave it alone unless provoked
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:02, Reply)

I'm listening to Jamiroquai right now
You have to dance.....NOW! JK SAYS!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:00, Reply)

Fuck
I'm chair dancing at work.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:00, Reply)

Me too!!
If JK says so, then it must be done
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:01, Reply)

Agreed
The office floor is now almost entirely clear... I'll assume it's because it's lunchtime, nothing to do with my awesome chair dancing.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:04, Reply)

I read your post as.
GONZ IS SO GREAT, GONZ IS SO GREAT, I WISH I COULD, EAT HIM UP ON A PLATE.
GONZ IS SO GREAT, GONZ IS SO GREAT, I WISH HE WOULD, SIT ON MY FACE.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:11, Reply)

Aw gonz you're so aweome

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:24, Reply)

GO GO GADGET EGO BOOST !
I donno what to have for lunch, the trouble with having sushi so early on in the week is that nothing can top that, everything else fails in compairson.

I'm quite peckish though.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:27, Reply)

I've already eaten my lunch
now I'm sad and still hungry
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:35, Reply)

What did you have?
You thought any more about moving to the Beverly Hills of North London yet?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:37, Reply)

Hahahaha unlike you.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:55, Reply)

I was going to say I got more exercise than you
but you twice daily walks of shame where they won't even call you a cab probably all add up.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:01, Reply)

Yeah, 3 miles is quite a way to go
with a hangover and a sore arse.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:03, Reply)

only crack and smack left.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:03, Reply)

This made me laugh

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:05, Reply)

I lie, I've still got my Holy Trinity of GET THE FUCK AWAY complete and unbroken.
The only thing broken is my spirit.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:05, Reply)

Haha

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:19, Reply)