I think I saw Monty this morning while I was cycling to work.
If it wasn't him, he has a twin in Mile End.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:54, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Monty has a really happy face, doesn't he

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:56, Reply)

Monty's amazing
noidon'tfancyhim
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:00, Reply)

NO, PLEASE, NOT THE FACE

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:01, Reply)

Would you be willing to be a sugardaddy for a hot sexy and attractive* young lady?



*Crow will attest to this.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:02, Reply)

Why, have you got one going spare, or something?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:05, Reply)

Yeah, she wants one, she shares similar interests with you (not at all, really)
and once you mentioned you buy your girlfriends AP undies I was sold.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:06, Reply)

Actually I am retired from 'the layteez' these days.
Nothing but fucking trouble in my life.

I'm getting neutered at the vet's next week.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:09, Reply)

Well, come along to one of Crow's things, I'll bring her
and see if a nubile 19 year old can't change your mind.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:10, Reply)

Are you sure? She has lovely (dyed) red hair
And is a charming and upstanding member of society.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:12, Reply)

I am indeed sure.
I find the idea of women who go out with men for material gain especially repellent. Good luck to them, but not for me, thanks.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:17, Reply)

Gutted.
It's more the older man aspect, but we're students, and I was raised by a Jew, so of course I'm going to be moneygrabbing.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:18, Reply)

She probably would be.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:19, Reply)

That's a fair point
I've always been suspicious of women like that myself (not that I have any material wealth to interest them). On the other hand, I shall second Lampito's open invitation above to join us for a piss-up round London Bridge of a Friday evening - it's a fairly regular occurence if you ever find yourself at a loose end.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:21, Reply)

I'm happy to come out for drinks, for sure.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:24, Reply)

As long as it's not in Collier's Fucking Wood

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:31, Reply)

Quite.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:44, Reply)

Everyone's biting my style these days.
I'm used to it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:58, Reply)

Curses, not you then?
No wonder the man I shouted "OI, MONTY, YOU CAAAAAHNT!" at looked a bit shocked.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:00, Reply)

You didn't actually do that did you?
Please say you did.

My mate's girlfriend tried to de-bag from behind a man she was certain was me on the 149 once.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:02, Reply)

Shamefully, I did.
I saw long hair, black clothes, and I was near where I think you live, so just yelled abuse.

Poor guy.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:04, Reply)

You fucking wizard.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:05, Reply)

That was me you oaf!

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:09, Reply)

ha
tea... evrywhere...
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:10, Reply)

Massive LOL

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:11, Reply)

Brilliant.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:13, Reply)

Hahaha!
Excellent.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:19, Reply)