This has made my fucking day

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:56, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I'm impressed that Crowsephine has managed to be so astonishingly gay
as to cause ripples in the time-stream that change the meaning of thousands-of-years-old words.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:59, Reply)

There's only one thing for it...
*sighs*
*cries a bit*

++BUMDER ALERT. BUMDER ALERT. A BUMDER HAS BEEN DETETCED WHO IS SO ASTONISHINGLY BUMDERISH THAT HIS BUMDERISM HAS PROPAGATED THROUGHOUT TIME AND SPACE IN AN UNPARALLELED ACT OF TARDIS-LIKE BUMDERISM (I.E., IT FEELS BIGGER ONCE IT'S ON THE INSIDE THAN IT LOOKS WHEN IT'S OUTSIDE). THIS BUMDER'S EXTRAORDINARY FEAT OF BUMDERISM HAS CAUSED LIMP RIPPLES TO MINCE BACK THROUGH TIME AND CORRUPT THE DEFINITIONS OF WORDS THAT YOU PREVIOUSLY THOUGHT WERE HARMLESS (FOR EXAMPLE, PRIOR TO THIS EVENT, I'M FAIRLY SURE "BUMDER" WAS A TYPE OF TRACTOR OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT).

THIS GIVES HIM THE POWER TO SODOMISE YOU ANYWHERE AND AT ANY TIME. EVEN IF YOU THINK YOU'VE HAD YOUR ARSE PROTECTED FOR YOUR WHOLE LIFE, YOU CANNOT BE TOO CAREFUL. ALL PATRONS OF THIS BOARD, PAST, PRESENT AND FUTURE ARE ADVISED TO GO BACK IN TIME AND ENSURE THEIR INFANT SELF KNOWS TO TIE A RADIATOR OVER THEIR NIPSY FOR THEIR WHOLE LIFE FOR FEAR OF THE BUMDER SPONTANEOUSLY WINKING INTO EXISTENCE BEHIND THEM AT ANY POINT IN TIME.

NATURALLY FOXTROT AND POSSIBLY BOOBYPIRATES NEED NOT WORRY AS THEY'RE GOING TO BE BUMDERS ANYWAY SO THEY MAY AS WELL GET USED TO IT.

BUMDER ALERT. *cries* BUMDER ALERT.++
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:15, Reply)

Awesome!

( girlinthehole, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:20, Reply)

For your own good, get your radiator fixed into place
I have no idea whose arse I might next appear in...
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:31, Reply)

Seriously?
that's awesome
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:09, Reply)

Haha!
Your name change wins
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:13, Reply)

bless you my son

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:14, Reply)