Hello meeester
My brother-in-arms, I too was cougartronned by an elderly lady b3tan.

More importantly I've changed my username by subtley changing one character. You see that people? I'm a Dr now and not a DJ. Because I'm a real life Dr in real life you see. Eat that bee-hatches!
( djtrialprice, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:18, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I was going to issue a scouse threat
But in this context it would look like another offer of cougartronning
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:23, Reply)

If Roota and CHCB are cougers then that makes me the scabby old lioness that sits in the corner of the cage looking pissed off.

( girlinthehole, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:23, Reply)

Like Shirley off Eastenders?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:24, Reply)

*googles*
Hahaha!

Yup!
( girlinthehole, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:25, Reply)

ahahaha
Poor BGB
( djtrialprice, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:26, Reply)

Actually I was thinking more of Dot Cotton.
She's got that doomed look about her that I can relate to.
( girlinthehole, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:27, Reply)

Dot's FIT

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:39, Reply)

Oh Christ, she's horrendous!
The hardest person in the world to masturbate over.


I would imagine.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:28, Reply)

Whenever my uncle sees her he goes
"Fuckin ell, she's gooooorgeous!" and my mother gets a big cob on, going "If you're going to make fun, get out!"
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:33, Reply)

Hahaha!
She's rougher than hessian pants.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:35, Reply)