fuck off back to QOTW.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 21:24, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

That's not very friendly : (
And we all know how friendly you can be.
( girlinthehole, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 21:28, Reply)

Ouch!

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 14 Jul 2010, 21:29, Reply)

I was complimenting her.
She was very friendly when we met : )
( girlinthehole, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 21:32, Reply)

Oops.
You are doing well at the inadvertantness tonite.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 14 Jul 2010, 21:35, Reply)

I'm a bit squiffy : )

( girlinthehole, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 21:37, Reply)

Spell tonight properly
or I'll shit up your cat
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 21:38, Reply)

I did.
And tomorrow nite.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 14 Jul 2010, 21:46, Reply)

I'm sellotaping a Persian to my ringpiece as we speak

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 21:47, Reply)

Sorry! NIGHT! OK?
Leave the poor little furry animal out of this.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 14 Jul 2010, 21:51, Reply)

It's too late
and now you've reminded me of that new Tom Cruise film 'Knight & Day'.

That looks like the biggest pile of shit ever, I'm going to start filling felines with faeces and flinging them at films in futile protest
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 21:53, Reply)

Damn you! Damn you Monkeysex! Damn you to Hell!



If it wasn't for your IBS that kitty would still be unsullied.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 14 Jul 2010, 22:01, Reply)

I'm counting on it at the next bash

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 21:30, Reply)

I have standards
/waits for someone to mention SF
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 21:34, Reply)

We've all had a wrong un.

( girlinthehole, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 21:36, Reply)

There are quite a few B3tans who've had the same one

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 21:37, Reply)

I've had very many wronguns.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 21:39, Reply)

That's a really nasty thing to say
I was being serious, you know. When I first got back you were one of the few people who talked to me withot resulting to lame, petty insults. I thought that we might have had something special.

:(
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 21:37, Reply)

I love it when you pretend to be serious.
It's so funny.
( girlinthehole, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 21:38, Reply)

I'm not pretending BGB, I never am
I'm honestly being sincere, I had a couple of conversations with Lampito a few weeks ago, they even made Becky go a bit jealous and mental at the time
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 21:40, Reply)

Yeah whatever.

( girlinthehole, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 21:43, Reply)

^this

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 21:44, Reply)

It's true!
I'm not a liar!
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 21:45, Reply)

Lies.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 22:22, Reply)

I'm so offended by this comment that I'm going to gaz you my phone number
and make it my only mission in life to give you a portion
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 22:31, Reply)

Okay I'm taking bets
against this ever happening
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 22:31, Reply)

me gazzing my phone number
or me and lampy getting it awwwwwn?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 22:36, Reply)

...
Fuck off back to the naughty step, Bert.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 21:39, Reply)

Stop being horrible!
Don't you remember the things we talked about, like when you dyed your hair that funny colour and we all had a little laugh about it?

Why does everybody always assume that I'm some sort of bastard?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 21:41, Reply)

My hair has been many funny colours.
And I dislike very few people here, but I do dislike some. I just don't show it. :D
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 21:42, Reply)

are you saying that you don't dislike me?

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 21:44, Reply)

I have no strong feelings about you.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 21:44, Reply)

Great!
I'll give Chompy a call and tell him we're going two's up
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 21:45, Reply)

Chompy's with DG at the moment.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 21:50, Reply)

is there an ugly convention on?

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 21:51, Reply)

No, they're having sex.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 21:55, Reply)

ugly sex

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 21:55, Reply)

Bumping uglies.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 14 Jul 2010, 22:01, Reply)

hahahahaha

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 21:31, Reply)

Isn't that the general greeting for new people?
Sorry JohntheDane.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 21:33, Reply)

Only from Bert.

( girlinthehole, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 21:35, Reply)

Fuck off back to your mother's cunt

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 21:36, Reply)

Now Bert.
We have all seen what you sent to Booby thingy.
Must try harder for redemption.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 14 Jul 2010, 21:37, Reply)

It was a FAKE

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 21:38, Reply)

Yes Bert.
*Pats hand in condescending manner*
It'll be fine.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 14 Jul 2010, 21:42, Reply)

It WAS a FAKE
booby is a lying trumphead
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 21:43, Reply)

Who the fuck is Booby?

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 21:43, Reply)

tittybuccaneer
you know, Chompy/Vipros/My comedy account
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 21:46, Reply)

Methinks he doth protest too much.
Don't be shy, he is quite lovable.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 14 Jul 2010, 21:47, Reply)

My mum said I wouldn't come out.
I'm damned if I'm gonna try and get back in now.
( girlinthehole, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 21:41, Reply)

you should try everything at least once

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 21:42, Reply)

Twice actually.
You can never be sure the first time.
( girlinthehole, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 21:43, Reply)

It doesn't taste any better the second time.
You still need pernod afterwards.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 14 Jul 2010, 21:48, Reply)

but otherwise, where
do you spit it? The belly button?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 21:54, Reply)

Just MTFU and swallow.
It won't do you any harm. Well, not much.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 14 Jul 2010, 21:56, Reply)

real men swallow

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 21:57, Reply)

Too fucking right.
No point wasting it.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 14 Jul 2010, 22:02, Reply)

And /talk.
I'm occasionally a /talker :/
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 21:39, Reply)