arghdammit
After 3 nights in a hotel for a training course, I had just about adjusted to the bed enough to only wake briefly in the night once. Now I'm back home and have barely slept thanks to that adjustment.

I don't do well with change, it appears. What was the last change you had difficulty coping with?

altQ: what did you dream about? Mine was a confused jumble where I was a con-artist organising the resistance to a dictatorship.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 7:33, 18 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Puberty.

( girlinthehole, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 8:19, Reply)

Yes thanks
I could murder a pint
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 8:34, Reply)

Bloody Phillistines
This joke is 100% pure gold
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 8:49, Reply)

100% pure gold tremendously tenuous.

I get it, Berty, but it's a little early for us Philistines, isn't it?
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 8:51, Reply)

Those of us with superior brain power, and over-active humour glands
i.e. Me, have no need to worry about such things. One day you lot might catch up and get on my wavelength, but I doubt it as you're all a bit backward and ingenuous
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 8:59, Reply)

Pub or tea?
quite the stretch.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:15, Reply)

PUB-BERTY
YOU FUCKING MORONS
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:39, Reply)

I really should be working right now,
but I just thought I'd share the dream I had the other night, where I turned up to play a gig and realised I'd left my bass guitar at home! The rest of the band looked at me like the retard I had clearly managed to be, until I had a flash of inspiration:
"Don't worry, fellers," I said, "find me a suitably shaped plank of wood, and I'll fashion a guitar body out of these shards of mango."
And I did. Or at least, I seem to remember trying to form a guitar body out of pieces of dried mango, and then I woke up feeling very confused and more than a little relieved.

Edit: And to answer the main question - all of yesterday and, thus far, today, the change from relative humidity to volume mixing ratio.

IRRITATING AND WRONG GRAPH IS WRONG AND IRRITATING.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 8:34, Reply)

I woke up with an incredibly irritating song in my head
but my dreams recently have included:

- a friend telling me her brother had Down's Syndrome in his wrists
- a girl with wonky eyes propped up on my sofa
- a woman fixing a TV and singing "Where the Bee Sucks" with alternative, electrical related lyrics
- and other, very very odd, things.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 8:37, Reply)

The first one wasn't, by any chance, a dream in which you had befriended my sister,
Who hadn't yet realised I was a biblical-scale bumder and was convinced my wrists were mongoloid rather than just really limp?
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 8:44, Reply)

I have no idea what your sister looks like
I imagine, just like you. With stronger wrists.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 8:47, Reply)

*snigger*

( girlinthehole, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 8:48, Reply)

I was about to say
"Yes, just imagine a smaller and more effeminate version of me...", but then realised that might be beyond the scope of most people's imagination...
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 8:50, Reply)

I keep dreaming about random men but never Jeff : (

( girlinthehole, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 8:45, Reply)

Well, my last dream I remember was a sex dream (and to get it out the way, yes, that's of course the only way I can get it anymore, etc etc)
I know it was a b3tan, but I don't know which, as it seemed to contain aspects from every b3tan I've ever met, but not just the females either...

Either way, the dream ended when I was thrown out of a window.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 8:56, Reply)

Yeah, sorry the cat started to freak me out after a while so I climbed into your sleeping bag
Hope you don't mind.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 8:58, Reply)

If I could be arsed, I'd write a Bumder alert
But I can't. You bumder.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:02, Reply)

Hey, I said nothing about bumming
You were the one having the sex dream. You bumder.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:04, Reply)